How Far off the Deep End are You?
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05-05-2003, 12:05 PM
How Far off the Deep End are You?
Ever wonder how far off the deep end you are when it comes to taking care of your Ford truck? This simple test should help you define the magnitude of your particular problem for your significant other or shrink.
How often do you wash your truck?
1. Once a year (1 point)
2. Once a month (2 points)
3. Once a day (3 points)
4. More than once a day (Get a life)
How often to you wax your truck?
1. Once a year (1 point)
2. Once a month (2 points)
3. Once a week (3 points)
4. Wax legs, not truck (Send pictures)
What kind of wax do you use?
1. Whatever the car wash sprays on (1 point)
2. Whatever is on sale (2 points)
3. Zaino or Meguiar’s – with appropriate religious zeal (Sorry, only 3 points)
4. Home brewed special mixture (Do you inhale too?)
When you apply tire dressing, what do you do?
1. Do not apply tire dressing (1 point)
2. Apply tire dressing, but do not wipe excess off wheels (2 points)
3. Apply tire dressing, wipe off wheels (3 points)
4. Apply tire dressing to front and back of tires (Seek professional help)
Have you ever taken at least 3 wheels off of your truck and rotated them to get all of the Ford logos aligned?
1. What, are you kidding? (1 point)
2. Wow, you can do that? (2 points)
How many pictures of your truck do you carry with you in your wallet or purse?
1. No truck pictures, one picture of significant other and kids (1 point)
2. One picture of truck, one of family (2 points)
3. One picture of truck - with family in it (3 points)
4. One picture of dog – no family or truck (You’ve got BIG problems)
How often to you wash under the hood?
1. You mean there’s something under the hood? (1 point)
2. Once a year (2 points)
3. Once a month (3 points)
4. Weekly – with Q-Tips (We’ve heard about you)
Scoring: Total up your points and check the chart below:
7-10 points: Come on, even a Chevy deserves better care
11-15 points: You’re average. Do you like that?
16-20 points: Do you have any friends? Do you wonder why?
Over 20 points: Welcome to F150online. You’re one of us.
How often do you wash your truck?
1. Once a year (1 point)
2. Once a month (2 points)
3. Once a day (3 points)
4. More than once a day (Get a life)
How often to you wax your truck?
1. Once a year (1 point)
2. Once a month (2 points)
3. Once a week (3 points)
4. Wax legs, not truck (Send pictures)
What kind of wax do you use?
1. Whatever the car wash sprays on (1 point)
2. Whatever is on sale (2 points)
3. Zaino or Meguiar’s – with appropriate religious zeal (Sorry, only 3 points)
4. Home brewed special mixture (Do you inhale too?)
When you apply tire dressing, what do you do?
1. Do not apply tire dressing (1 point)
2. Apply tire dressing, but do not wipe excess off wheels (2 points)
3. Apply tire dressing, wipe off wheels (3 points)
4. Apply tire dressing to front and back of tires (Seek professional help)
Have you ever taken at least 3 wheels off of your truck and rotated them to get all of the Ford logos aligned?
1. What, are you kidding? (1 point)
2. Wow, you can do that? (2 points)
How many pictures of your truck do you carry with you in your wallet or purse?
1. No truck pictures, one picture of significant other and kids (1 point)
2. One picture of truck, one of family (2 points)
3. One picture of truck - with family in it (3 points)
4. One picture of dog – no family or truck (You’ve got BIG problems)
How often to you wash under the hood?
1. You mean there’s something under the hood? (1 point)
2. Once a year (2 points)
3. Once a month (3 points)
4. Weekly – with Q-Tips (We’ve heard about you)
Scoring: Total up your points and check the chart below:
7-10 points: Come on, even a Chevy deserves better care
11-15 points: You’re average. Do you like that?
16-20 points: Do you have any friends? Do you wonder why?
Over 20 points: Welcome to F150online. You’re one of us.
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um.....yeah this pretty much sums it up for ya
https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...071#post946071
polishing my driveshaft on a LOWERED truck 
o yeah, i got it bad. did i mention i always zaino the door sills, always wash the backside of the rims, remove my head/taillights every now and then to wash and zaino behind? polish the bed? etc. etc.? LOL!
o yeah i've got it bad! :roceker:
https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...071#post946071
polishing my driveshaft on a LOWERED truck o yeah, i got it bad. did i mention i always zaino the door sills, always wash the backside of the rims, remove my head/taillights every now and then to wash and zaino behind? polish the bed? etc. etc.? LOL!
o yeah i've got it bad! :roceker:
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Originally posted by Peacemaker
And my parents say "I" worship my truck. Not naming any names, *cough* *Harley#356* *cough*.....but some people have it way worse than me. But I understand....A Harley F-150 is a show truck IMO.
Keep up the good work Harley!
And my parents say "I" worship my truck. Not naming any names, *cough* *Harley#356* *cough*.....but some people have it way worse than me. But I understand....A Harley F-150 is a show truck IMO.
Keep up the good work Harley!
You have to figure Harley's truck will look so damn good he can park it on a mirror at a show so everyone can see underneath
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, LOL! ,,,,91
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