Well, it was a Friday night and I didn’t have a hot date or anything big planned so I spent a few hours washing and doing the Zaino thing to my truck. It got to be about 11 PM and I was feeling a little low so I figured I’d polish my pipe. Well, I got out my rag and some splooge and started polishing using the recommended back and forth motion. I’ve got to tell you, it started out feeling pretty rough, but the more I polished, the better it felt. In fact, after only a few minutes the darn thing was all shinny and new looking. It even looked straighter and longer and we all know size matters. The only bad part came when I started the truck and all that liquid came out the end. My neighbor also told me that if I polish it too often, I’d go blind. I can’t believe it though. I’ve been polishing my pipe for years with no ill effects. RockPick, is that you? Come closer.

Oh for crying out loud. I was polishing the tailpipe on my exhaust system! What the heck did you think I was talking about!

 

OH...



at first I thought, uh, well, and than I was thinking surely no, but then you said... and I thought maybe, yeah, it's his, and then thought no, because... but still some people like to talk about what they do, but then I just thought you were talking about your crack pipe... a nice shiny chrome crack pipe...

 

OOOOOHHHHHH IS THAT WHAT WERE CALLING IT NOW hahaha

 

Usually, I have my wife polish mine.............. but occasionaly one has to take matters into their own hands.

 

You know, if you want something done right you have to do it yourself.

 

It's my pipe and I will polish it as bright as I want too...

 

LMFAO...

 

my pipes bigger than yours

 

Yes, I agree, women do a awesome job at polishing pipes.

In all seriousness, do you have any pictures? See how it turned out.


:o <haha, that reminds me of....yawning.

 

I hope he DONT put no pictures up, this is suppose to be a faimly site...

 

2Stroked...Polishing his pipe...get it?

 

stop now because i hear it also can cause hairy palms.

 

You only have one?,,,,98

 

This thread is still going on?

 

Hey, it might only take me 2 strokes, but they're LONG strokes.