Simoniz System 5
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10-12-2005, 02:23 PM
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Simoniz System 5
Just bought a new 2005 F150 Lariat Screw. While working with the finance folks they tried to push this $450.00 "Simoniz System 5" crap on me..... Well I declined the offer. But I was wondering if any one had heard anything about the product. I did search on ebay this morning and there are a few folks that are selling the product.
Thanks
Don
Thanks
Don
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10-13-2005, 01:34 PM
They call it System 5 because it provides five very important things:
1. Five times the profit of a normal new vehicle prep job – with exactly the same amount of effort
2. Employment for individuals with who’s IQ and shoe size add up – you guessed it – five!
3. Five things to brag about with your friends – even if none of the five actually made it onto / into your new vehicle
4. Five additional fancy spray bottles on the detailing guy’s shelf – all containing water
5. Five things for the Finance guy to laugh about at the dealership water cooler on slow days – like when they just finished doing 27 System 5 packages – before lunch
In defense of dealerships, some have been known to throw in a free Fuel Line Magnet (to break up hydrocarbon clusters) with this package. This alone is generally worth the money.
1. Five times the profit of a normal new vehicle prep job – with exactly the same amount of effort
2. Employment for individuals with who’s IQ and shoe size add up – you guessed it – five!
3. Five things to brag about with your friends – even if none of the five actually made it onto / into your new vehicle
4. Five additional fancy spray bottles on the detailing guy’s shelf – all containing water
5. Five things for the Finance guy to laugh about at the dealership water cooler on slow days – like when they just finished doing 27 System 5 packages – before lunch
In defense of dealerships, some have been known to throw in a free Fuel Line Magnet (to break up hydrocarbon clusters) with this package. This alone is generally worth the money.
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10-13-2005, 04:04 PM
Originally Posted by 2stroked
They call it System 5 because it provides five very important things:
1. Five times the profit of a normal new vehicle prep job – with exactly the same amount of effort
2. Employment for individuals with who’s IQ and shoe size add up – you guessed it – five!
3. Five things to brag about with your friends – even if none of the five actually made it onto / into your new vehicle
4. Five additional fancy spray bottles on the detailing guy’s shelf – all containing water
5. Five things for the Finance guy to laugh about at the dealership water cooler on slow days – like when they just finished doing 27 System 5 packages – before lunch
In defense of dealerships, some have been known to throw in a free Fuel Line Magnet (to break up hydrocarbon clusters) with this package. This alone is generally worth the money.
1. Five times the profit of a normal new vehicle prep job – with exactly the same amount of effort
2. Employment for individuals with who’s IQ and shoe size add up – you guessed it – five!
3. Five things to brag about with your friends – even if none of the five actually made it onto / into your new vehicle
4. Five additional fancy spray bottles on the detailing guy’s shelf – all containing water
5. Five things for the Finance guy to laugh about at the dealership water cooler on slow days – like when they just finished doing 27 System 5 packages – before lunch
In defense of dealerships, some have been known to throw in a free Fuel Line Magnet (to break up hydrocarbon clusters) with this package. This alone is generally worth the money.
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Good one 2Stroked!! I thought it sounded like a waste. But I must admit I did at least (so I think) got a good deal on a Rhino job, $300.00. I'm sure they still made money on me for that, but at least it was cheaper than having someone local do it. I was quoted $405.00 from a local Rhino shop. Thanks guys