Ford Annocement--New SUV
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Ford Annocement--New SUV
Subject: EXPEDITION: Re: [Fwd: New Ford Exorbitant Comes with Spare Explorer]
In a message dated 06/12/2000 9:11:35 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
rweaver@erols.com writes:
<< Business News
New Ford Exorbitant Comes with Spare Explorer
Detroit, MI - Ford Motor Company announced today the new Ford Exorbitant. The
Ford Exorbitant seats 50 comfortably, and even comes with a spare Ford
Explorer.
The Exorbitant, built on a standard bus frame is the largest SUV ever
manufactured. Aside from the spare Explorer, other standard features include
a full kitchen, 3 bedrooms, and 1.5 bathrooms.
"Many people have given up their own home and use the Exorbitant as their
only living space. It's much more convenient than finding a place to park the
Exorbitant," said CEO Jacques Nasser. He continued, "No longer will you be
stranded if you run out of gas, or get a flat tire. Sure you could use your
cell phone to call for help, but who wants to wait for help? Just unload your
Explorer and take care of the problem when you want to."
"I just love it," said soccer mom, Wendy Glickman, "I feel a lot safer
knowing I have the spare Explorer. What if I forget my cell phone? What if
the GPS in the Exorbitant fritzes out? Half a million dollars is a small
price to pay for peace of mind."
Many environmental groups have voiced concerns over the Exorbitant's nuclear
powered engine. "Gee, you make a car that doesn't run on gas and they still
complain," responded Chairman William Clay Ford, Jr. This vehicle gets
70,000 miles per enriched Uranium rod, which makes it the most environmental
friendly SUV available."
The Lincoln Gigantro based on the Exorbitant will be available next year. >>
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The vehicle above is one of many. Try refreshing. It goes by random but the Expy is exactly like mine.
99 EB Expedition 5.4L, Dark Toreador Red with all the perks,3.73 LS,Heated Mirrors and Seats. Everything but sun-roof. Rhino Step Bar, Ford Bug Shield,Even the hitch propeller, More to come...
[This message has been edited by ExpyBob (edited 06-13-2000).]
In a message dated 06/12/2000 9:11:35 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
rweaver@erols.com writes:
<< Business News
New Ford Exorbitant Comes with Spare Explorer
Detroit, MI - Ford Motor Company announced today the new Ford Exorbitant. The
Ford Exorbitant seats 50 comfortably, and even comes with a spare Ford
Explorer.
The Exorbitant, built on a standard bus frame is the largest SUV ever
manufactured. Aside from the spare Explorer, other standard features include
a full kitchen, 3 bedrooms, and 1.5 bathrooms.
"Many people have given up their own home and use the Exorbitant as their
only living space. It's much more convenient than finding a place to park the
Exorbitant," said CEO Jacques Nasser. He continued, "No longer will you be
stranded if you run out of gas, or get a flat tire. Sure you could use your
cell phone to call for help, but who wants to wait for help? Just unload your
Explorer and take care of the problem when you want to."
"I just love it," said soccer mom, Wendy Glickman, "I feel a lot safer
knowing I have the spare Explorer. What if I forget my cell phone? What if
the GPS in the Exorbitant fritzes out? Half a million dollars is a small
price to pay for peace of mind."
Many environmental groups have voiced concerns over the Exorbitant's nuclear
powered engine. "Gee, you make a car that doesn't run on gas and they still
complain," responded Chairman William Clay Ford, Jr. This vehicle gets
70,000 miles per enriched Uranium rod, which makes it the most environmental
friendly SUV available."
The Lincoln Gigantro based on the Exorbitant will be available next year. >>
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The vehicle above is one of many. Try refreshing. It goes by random but the Expy is exactly like mine.
99 EB Expedition 5.4L, Dark Toreador Red with all the perks,3.73 LS,Heated Mirrors and Seats. Everything but sun-roof. Rhino Step Bar, Ford Bug Shield,Even the hitch propeller, More to come...
[This message has been edited by ExpyBob (edited 06-13-2000).]
#2
06-13-2000, 10:23 AM
Now that's a good one, ExpyBob! Quite a informative article. Maybe we'll see a collaborative effort between Ford and Winnebago in the near future...:-)
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2000 Wedgewood Blue Expy XLT 5.4L 4WD, C&C group, towing package, beige leather interior, captain's chairs, 6 CD Changer, 255/70R16, all-weather floor mats
MODS
Ford Bug Deflector - 2/15/2000
Superchip - 3/11/2000
Airaid - 3/23/2000
Edelbrock IAS shocks - 3/23/2000
Jardine cat-back exhaust - 4/6/2000
Under Seat Locking Storage Drawer - 6/6/00
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2000 Wedgewood Blue Expy XLT 5.4L 4WD, C&C group, towing package, beige leather interior, captain's chairs, 6 CD Changer, 255/70R16, all-weather floor mats
MODS
Ford Bug Deflector - 2/15/2000
Superchip - 3/11/2000
Airaid - 3/23/2000
Edelbrock IAS shocks - 3/23/2000
Jardine cat-back exhaust - 4/6/2000
Under Seat Locking Storage Drawer - 6/6/00