If jumping off a bridge with a rubber-band tied around your ankles isn't bad enough. There are other things to consider.....


Ole and Sven are bungee-jumping one day. Ole says to Sven, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico. They don't have it there"

Ole thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.

When they had finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration.

So Sven jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up Ole notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Ole isn't able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back up again.

This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again Ole misses him. Sven falls again and bounces back up.This time he comes back pretty messed up, he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

Luckily, Ole finally catches him this time and says, What happened? Was the cord too long?"

Barely able to speak, Sven gasps, "No, the Bungee cord was fine. It was the crowd. What the hell is a piņata?

 

LMAO! That was a good one.

 

Thats a great one

 

Since when does a Californian know an Ole & Sven joke

 

Hey Aj,
Watch who you be callin' a Californian!!!!!

I just live here and work here and play here and pay taxes here and enjoy the warm weather and...... oh heck. Never mind. I just don't like to be associated with Gray Davis. BTW my wife is from Minnesota.

 

Minnesota's worst air disaster occurred earlier today when a Cessna 152, a small two-seater plane, crashed into a Norwegian cemetery here early this morning. Ole and Sven, working as search and rescue workers, have recovered 826 bodies so far, and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

 

Sven and Ole, are being processed through Ellis Island after arriving in the United States,... during the Industrial Revolution. The procedure includes questions concerning skills which the candidates possessed from the old country. Sven, being interviewed first, was asked if he had any Heavy Machine or Mechanical skills practiced in Sweden. He replied, "Ya,...Ya, I vork in Vemons Panty Factory,... running sewing machine, und my yob vas installink der elastik en der vaist band, und sewing in der crotch. The interviewer,.....unimpressed and frowning, asked Ole,.. what if any experience he might have,..... working in the Heavy Machine Environment. Ole responded with, " Ya, Ya, ....I vork in same panty factory as Sven, .....but am Diesel Fitter". The interviewer smiled and nodded indicating a marked approval, and continued to ask Ole what his tasks consisted of, "Vell I stand next to Sven by his sewing machine,.. und slip der panties over my head and say, ...... Yaa,..... "DEESE UL FIT HER"............