I paid $2.059 at Sunoco for Ultra 94 Yesterday.....That Honda Insight is lookin' better every day....

 

Ha, ha... I got a chuckle out of that.

 

I wonder how many gallons an ex-wife will get you?

 

It won't get you any, they are like a BIG AIR BRAKE, they help SUCK UP all the fuel...

 

No wonder I have more.......ugh.......fuel now

 

U know what Id B talken bout now baby...

Ex-wifes, they don't even make good door stops...

However, they do make for good excuses, like:

I could have had ---------------

I could of been ------------

if it wasn't for my damn ex-wife, should be X-wife...