A couple days ago at school, a couple girls I know wrote "I like little boys" and other various nasty phrases on my filthy F-150, just to hassle me. (Got some bad looks driving through town to the car wash) So, this morning, I bought some twinkies at school, went out and wiped the creme under her door handles.
However, the battle does not seem to be ending there. After sustaining some embarrasement, they've vowed to seek even more revenge.
I need some help with some non-damaging ways, and or practical jokes to do to there cars. I don't want to do anything that could damage their vehicles, or sacrifice their saftey (i.e. vasoline on the winshield!) So, if any of you have any thoughts or ideas to help fund my war effort, I really appreciate it!! Thanks!

 

Make up and put a bumper sticker on their car that says "honk I'm gay"

 

Sardines during the summer...

Get creative on places to 'stash' them.... they bake and smell just yummy. LOL!

Not that I've *EVER* done this before...

RP

 

YES...keep'em coming! Fuel for a just cause, you are all truly patriots!!

 

I know that Anchovies work better than sardines......I mean somebody told me they work better in the stink dept

 

-get a couple dead fish, preferably smaller in size and tie up in a bag and place securely in the truck or under the bumper.

-Dont urinate for a whole day and when your aboutt to bust, open their hood and **** all over the raidiator and manifolds. Smells yummy when the engine warms up

- If the seats are ripped, run a hot wire from the coil up through the seat so that they sit on it when starting the engine. WIll give them quite a startle.

 

Anchovies, I'm told, work well but, the Sardines come in a 'puree' form (read the cans carefully). The more surface area on the tiny little fish foul, the more odor.

Like Gator, I've just heard this through the grapevine...

God, I miss HS.

RP

 

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

puree sardines

 

If they started it, you finish it. Put some lithium grease under their door handles, and write "Paybacks are hell" on their windshield. They'll get the message. Or tie a length of 10 lb. fishing line to a pop can full of sardines or something smelly, and throw it up under their car where they can't see it. When they drive off, it'll make a racket. And when they go to untie it, they'll get a good whiff of it.

 

If the car has hub caps, take one off and put some rocks in it and put it back on. It will make a terrrible noise when she drives off.

 

You guys are evil...

Thanks!

RP

 

Turn their license plate upside down. It's a minor violation that normally encourages a stop by the local police to notify them of the erroneous installation. I've had it done to me a few years ago. The traffic stop made me very nervous till the patrolman explained it.

 

This one is my favorite dirty deed.Go buy a locking gas cap and put it on her car and toss the key away.Being a woman she will wait untill she`s almost out of gas(dont want to hear it ladies you all do it)and when she gets to the pump and opens the fuel door SURPRIZE.

 

Do you know where she lives? can you find out?

Jack up the drive wheels or here car(front or rear) and cut a watermelon in half the long way, Put the watermelons under the tires.

When they try to move the tires will just spin in the rhines. They will need to jack it up to get em out from under there. or just a hell of a lot of gas.

You can put some kind of oil(the name is slipping me right now) , it has a low boiling point)on their muffler. when they start driving the muffler will heat up and white smoke will begin to POUR out of there. when she takes it to the shop to get it checked all of the oil will have burnt off and they would have no idea whats wrong.

 

MAN, you guys are AWESOME, giving me some damn good ideas for the EX...