A Gift for 01`
#2
WOW, that is kind of cruel…
Looks like the opposite of a ninja which is a winja…
That reminds me the other day at work I am talking to a good friend at work. He is kind of like a RockPick side kick. Anyway this new girl comes up to us and ask if we might want a cat. She first asked my friend and he ask “is it free?” then I bluntly interrupt and say “well of course it is free, who in the hell pays for a stupid cat?”
Needless to say the look on the girls face is priceless. She then states to me “so I guess you wouldn’t be interested in a cat?” I say “Only as a paper weight” She left and my friend about had a heart attack from laughing, so I ask him why in the hell is he laughing so much because I am serious. He tries to catch his breath and says “Yep, I know”
Looks like the opposite of a ninja which is a winja…
That reminds me the other day at work I am talking to a good friend at work. He is kind of like a RockPick side kick. Anyway this new girl comes up to us and ask if we might want a cat. She first asked my friend and he ask “is it free?” then I bluntly interrupt and say “well of course it is free, who in the hell pays for a stupid cat?”
Needless to say the look on the girls face is priceless. She then states to me “so I guess you wouldn’t be interested in a cat?” I say “Only as a paper weight” She left and my friend about had a heart attack from laughing, so I ask him why in the hell is he laughing so much because I am serious. He tries to catch his breath and says “Yep, I know”
#4
Big ***** and a nice *****