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Old 10-14-2003 | 06:26 PM
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anyone want my GF? after 11 months I think Im going nutz... i have never made it past 6 months until now.... I will make you guys a sweet deal, maybe for an extra set of tires? I always need tires
I got the extra set of tires if you got the pics
 
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Old 10-14-2003 | 10:22 PM
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...im glad she doesnt know about this message board... she found the FLA lightnings web site, have to be careful what I say on that one


hey joe, whats so PIMP about walking shoes?
I used to swim for my HS also by the way, it keeps you in good shape for other sports ...a overall great work out. You should be able to find a *couple* new GFs on your team im sure.
What events do you swim?
 

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Old 10-14-2003 | 10:34 PM
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At least you get to know what they look like in a swim suit.
 
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Old 10-15-2003 | 03:36 AM
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Sorry to hear that, LGJ. It's terrible when you get dumped, I really do feel for ya. Just remember, girls suck, so keep them doing that, and you won't ever have to worry.
 
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Old 10-15-2003 | 08:11 AM
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Joe, that FL teen is a hottie

Just think, when she bends over to pick up your socks................

ummmmmmmmm, I forgot where I was going with this....ROTFL

 
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Old 10-15-2003 | 09:13 AM
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Originally posted by Konig
hey joe, whats so PIMP about walking shoes?
I used to swim for my HS also by the way, it keeps you in good shape for other sports ...a overall great work out. You should be able to find a *couple* new GFs on your team im sure.
What events do you swim?
Walking shoes are very pimp these day Especially if they're all white.

Anyways, I swim usually 50 & 100 Free. I've been known to swim 200 IM & 100 Back. So far this season, I've taken first in 200 Medly Relay, 200 Free, 200 IM, 50 Free, 100 Fly, 100 Free, 500 Free, 200 Free Relay, 100 Back, 100 Breast, 400 Free Relay. Yeah, all the events! I've even got the newspaper clippings to prove it

At conference, Districs, and State I'll be swimming the 50 & 100 Free and 200 & 400 Free Relay.
 
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Old 10-15-2003 | 12:26 PM
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dayum , I only swam a few events...I was good but lazy and hard to control sorta speak.. we didnt have a ton of guys on our schools team so they couldnt dump any of us for not going to practice and such... we did have many fine females on our team though for inspiration. I think they knew I was only there to stay in shape for hockey, and because I like to race in general.

I swam the 200 IM a LOT, I used to get really sick sometimes afterwards from lack of oxygen when I would get out of the pool. I did a lot of 50 meter sprints in singles and medlys, quite a few 200 free events. I was really only good at fly and free, everything else was ok but not very fast. I used to lose a lot of time on my IM on my back stroke which really pissed me off... I would be in first until I had to do back stroke...then I would end up in 3rd or something lame.

My school won districts 3-4 years in a row, I went to states twice.
 
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Old 10-15-2003 | 04:53 PM
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Joe, I know this is easy for me to say, but you will survive. You've got college, work, and lots of fun ahead of you. Don't even think of getting tied down this soon. She may have been a wonderful girl, most of them are, but it's better for both of you. A good woman will come along when you least expect it. I know it did for me.

Okay, my wife was reading over my shoulder, she's gone now. Run, run or swim away as fast as you can. They are evil! You can only trust your Buds and your wheels.....

Ah, heh,heh.... just a little joke Joe, women are wonderful, can't think of how to get through a minute of life without one. The make us whole. You will go through your entire life empty till you find another great woman...

Okay, she was back for a minute, she's gone again. This has to be quick... Fly man, don't listen to them, they will corrupt your mind....

Ah, hi honey, yeah just joking with him..... Okay, I'm logging off now.... Right Dear....
Great stuff!!!!!! LMFAO



Yes you can always trust your wheels and right hand......lol.....
 
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Old 10-15-2003 | 06:08 PM
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Just b4 I ducked I told one woman All a man needs is his mother and a hooker.
 
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Old 10-15-2003 | 06:25 PM
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Joe if you ever get lonely before you find another chick, just remember that all the good looking hookers are cops
 
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Old 10-15-2003 | 09:36 PM
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Originally posted by eposey
Joe if you ever get lonely before you find another chick, just remember that all the good looking hookers are cops
LMFAO, I'll keep that in mind

Originally posted by Konig
dayum , I only swam a few events...I was good but lazy and hard to control sorta speak.. we didnt have a ton of guys on our schools team so they couldnt dump any of us for not going to practice and such... we did have many fine females on our team though for inspiration. I think they knew I was only there to stay in shape for hockey, and because I like to race in general.

I swam the 200 IM a LOT, I used to get really sick sometimes afterwards from lack of oxygen when I would get out of the pool. I did a lot of 50 meter sprints in singles and medlys, quite a few 200 free events. I was really only good at fly and free, everything else was ok but not very fast. I used to lose a lot of time on my IM on my back stroke which really pissed me off... I would be in first until I had to do back stroke...then I would end up in 3rd or something lame.

My school won districts 3-4 years in a row, I went to states twice.
Yeah, I'm one lazy mother f'er. We have about 15 guys on our team, which isn't big, but its sufficient. 200 IM sucks, I hate swimming that, always get a head ach afterwards. My main strokes are Free and Back. I'm on the honor roll for 50 Free and 100 Back. Yeah, our girls team is decently big, about 25 girls. Most look good, pretty much all have sweet asses My hand is like a magnet to their butts now I would probably get kicked off the team, if my hands made there way to "other" places at practice.

Last year we won districts, the two years before that we placed 2nd. We won conference my sophmore year, and Fresh & Junior year we placed second. I made it to state last year, relay only though, I was pretty sick when finals came and only placed 4th in my 50 and 100, top three go to state. I'm hoping for better this year
 

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Old 10-15-2003 | 09:58 PM
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that sucks man. well...you know i'll be here if you need anything. you helped me out when my ex dumped me...

here's to being single
 
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Old 11-23-2003 | 02:21 PM
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Here we go again.
 
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Old 11-23-2003 | 03:55 PM
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Don't you have FL now or am I not keeping up with current events?
 
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Old 11-23-2003 | 04:00 PM
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Don't you have FL now or am I not keeping up with current events?
1. FL is too young
2. She lives in another state
3. Yeah that's it

 


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