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#46
10-28-2003 | 02:39 PM
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From: Whitehorse, Yukon
Originally posted by serotta
Guys, you were a little rough on Joe, we must be careful not to bash that young psyche.
Guys, you were a little rough on Joe, we must be careful not to bash that young psyche.
Clearly anyone who wears a pair of nut huggers, and poses with them proudly can have no shame.
no shame = no embarrassment = no bruised ego, AHAHAHAHA
#49
10-28-2003 | 06:20 PM
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Originally posted by EnglishAdam
Joe, you are not supposed to start sentences with conjunctions like AND or BUT.
It's just one of them silly rules of grammar.
I think the lads are suggesting more time in class and less in the pool.
Joe, you are not supposed to start sentences with conjunctions like AND or BUT.
It's just one of them silly rules of grammar.
I think the lads are suggesting more time in class and less in the pool.
AND, is alway's a great way to start a sentance if you really want to emphasize something.
Spedo picture and washing hand's should not be placed in the same line together.
#50
10-28-2003 | 06:55 PM
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From: Titusville, FL
#54
10-29-2003 | 03:45 AM
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From: Houston and Lil ol' England
#55
10-30-2003 | 08:36 AM
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From: the moral high ground
Since I am lifeguardjoe's ex-moderator I still get progress reports from his school.
His teachers won't even cut him any slack.
One of them reminded her class of tomorrow's exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
Joe, in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at Joe, shook her head, and sweetly said, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
His teachers won't even cut him any slack.
One of them reminded her class of tomorrow's exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
Joe, in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at Joe, shook her head, and sweetly said, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
#56
10-31-2003 | 10:06 AM
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From: Titusville, FL
Originally posted by Raoul
Since I am lifeguardjoe's ex-moderator I still get progress reports from his school.
His teachers won't even cut him any slack.
One of them reminded her class of tomorrow's exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
Joe, in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at Joe, shook her head, and sweetly said, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
Since I am lifeguardjoe's ex-moderator I still get progress reports from his school.
His teachers won't even cut him any slack.
One of them reminded her class of tomorrow's exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
Joe, in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at Joe, shook her head, and sweetly said, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
ooouuuuuccccccchhhhhhhh, that one burn Raoul
I've never heard of "Dire Straights" but I have heard of "Twisted Sister"
Also, yeterday at state I was bouncing around listening to "System of a Down"