A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. When the man realizes that he can't find the rake, he yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?"

Because of the water running, she can't hear him and shouts back, What?" Deciding to use gestures, the man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion.

The wife is not sure and says, "What?" The man repeats his gestures. "EYE KNEE THE RAKE"

The wife replies that she understands and begins to send signals back. First, she points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, finally she points at her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one. Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her "What in the friggin' heck was that?"

While repeating the gestures, she verbally explains
"EYE - LEFT T!T -BEHIND-THE BUSH"