I just got out from under a round of bad luck with the opposite sex myself. The important thing to remember is don't give up, don't let it affect how you think about yourself. YOu can get any girl you want to and you can always be in control of the situation if you really want to. Now stop feeling sorry for yourself, and go out and celebrate being single by getting laid.

 

getting drunk tonight

 

Not nice. Not nice at all. LOL

 

shuts up rock pik. ohillpin svt is a nic guy,leav him alone!!! woo, my truck feels dsexyd, i clyed bared it. then waxed it wwith nxt. woo!! seyx zeyy. i hat grils, my and my girlfriend broke up uptongith. grr stupid girl.seh donmt know what'gsgood fro her. suptid girl. woh well, oig ot other girls lineeed up.

 

Dude! I can read that! Have another beer, and get off the computer...



BTW, don't make a habbit of this. I tried that when my fiance left me for the guy she was *********G behind my back. You just wake up feeling like you look, and knowing your problems are still there, but your money isn't...

 

beer is good for you ill have 12 with ya

 

Adams post was frikkin funny! haha

Don't worry Joe, you can always entertain yourself with the palm sisters until you get things sorted out.



Are we cheering you up yet?

Don;t get hung up over a skirt, life is too short, trust me.

 

i just got dumped out of a two year relationship. we were living together and everything. it happened about a month ago, and yeah, it sucks, but i'll get over it. time heals everything. (hopefully including my checking account...ouch!)


my solution, of course which is probably the worst one to do, is bury myself in a bottle for a while. i stayed in one for almost 4 weeks. and of course having steele (skennett) as a good drinking buddy(were both alcoholics), i did a fairly good job of getting my mind off things. until i sobered up



"My advice to you....start drinking heavily"


John Belushi, Animal House

 

Wooooo. Sense of humour failure? What do you expect if you just post the line "I hate girls"
You personally have dished out quotes to people taking the Pi$$ and now it looks like you can't take it back. Not cool.

You will probably hate me even more now but FYI there's worse things happen to people than getting dumped.

Grow up Sonny Boy

 

Joe go out and get a bottle of jerkins lotion and stay home acouple days, just remember before you molest, carress. Things will be right with time just don't take it out on EnglishAdam get back in the saddle bro.

 

my live-in gf hasn't talked to me for the past two days. Kinda like masturbation with a condom. It's good but then again, it ain't. I saw a real life like looking full size love doll on the internet.......costs $5K, but, and the sellers say it themselves, it's cheaper than a divorce and she never says no. Hmmmm. She don't get fat and get in your face either. Ok, I'm listening..
Me and my gf been together since 1999. I thought all was well cuz my first two were red heads and the trouble started right away with them. Well, she is blonde and it's 4:45 am and I am here.....what does that tell you Joe?
Just goes to show you, they are ALL women first and once the hook is set? Fish on!
Jeff

 

I'm pretty sure English Adam turned me on to Page Three, or some brit anyway.......at least I got something to look at at 5 am! I got it hid under favorites......F150-2 LMAO
Jeff

 

HEY JOE HOW'S THE HANGOVER!!! At least now you can give that girl down the block a shot.

 

haha. Well, I ended up drinking about 13 Buds before I ralphed. I knew it was coming so I just went to the tolit. After that I went and layed down, and passed out. Woke up at 11 with a headach, but not a bad one. Went away after an hour. *sigh* Now I get to go to work.

 

I think you should apologize to EnglishAdam first.
Only the girls get to be moody around here.

You don't see your hero 01 XLT Sport snapping back like that, and he's probably been dumped by Supermodels.

(We see a response to our thread and sometimes we forget there is a human being behind that funny screen name)