My mom (rest her soul) was out there too. She had her share of problems.

One year, I was about 19 or 20, she gave me a crushed box of klenex. I think she just wanted to see my reaction. My GF's jaw just about hit the floor. Sad but funny too.

 

From my grandma I got a bag full of rocks. She gave me these because for my birthday she got me a rock tumbler so I could polish rocks. She has this grand illusion that I should be a jeweler and make belt buckles out of shiney stones. :santa:

 

That reminds me, I have rocks that need to go in the polish stage. The damn tumbler has been sitting in the closit for a few months in wait.

Hey, nothing wrong with pulling something old out of storage on a rainy day.

 

An aunt of mine got me a bag of oranges. By the time she gave them to me some were rotten. I threw them all out. Got her the same gift the next year LOL

 

When I was a kid (6years old) in MO. Christmas eve, it was snowing. Dad has had a few and snow fell on the roof.

Well dad grabs his shotgun and runs outside. He lets loose a couple rounds while yelling "Santa get that F'ing sleigh off of my roof."

He comes in house and says "That should teach him a lesson, good night boys".

 

Well, my daughter just got her first worst gift.

Happy Holidays, your fired kid.
She worked at a Marshalls store, has been there for six months.
They let her work out her shift today and a 1/2 hour before she was done the assistant to the assistant manager calls her into the office to let her know she wont be needed anymore.
The fricken manager didnt even have the ****** to do it her self.
Anyway, she gets a great life lesson for Xmas.
Employers just dont give a fart.....

Sled...

 

My godmother was an Amway distributor, whe'd always get me soap.

I'd be like "WTF? Are you trying to give me a hint?"

And yes, I did bathe as a child...