Funny Town Names
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07-01-2005 | 01:58 PM
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07-01-2005 | 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by KSUWildcat
The town I grew up in - Gas, KS
There is only about 800 people in it, and our water tower is an area landmark. It's painted red with GAS, KAN in big white letters. In fact give me a minute and I might find a picture.
There is also a joke among the locals that goes something like this when commuting through Gas. "I had to pass Gas to get from *insert neigboring town* to *insert neighboring town*! Yeah that got old about the 500th time I heard it
Here it is: Gas Kan
There is only about 800 people in it, and our water tower is an area landmark. It's painted red with GAS, KAN in big white letters. In fact give me a minute and I might find a picture.
There is also a joke among the locals that goes something like this when commuting through Gas. "I had to pass Gas to get from *insert neigboring town* to *insert neighboring town*! Yeah that got old about the 500th time I heard it
Here it is: Gas Kan
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07-01-2005 | 02:21 PM
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From: Pikesville, MD
In Maryland you start out in Boring, MD
move from there to Accident, MD for some excitement.
You then head to Ladiesburg, MD to find a woman, get lost and end up in Scaggsville, MD. Get drunk pull a Dzervit, profess your love for a woman there and leave with a wife.
Break down with your new bride just outside of Mechanicsville, MD so you ditch her and the car there.
Meet up a fine honey in Secretary, MD who happens to be from Intercourse, PA and you become happy for a moment. Before the wife catches up to you in Savage, MD.
After a trip to Shock Trama you end up back in Boring, MD with a Scaggsville Wife.
move from there to Accident, MD for some excitement.
You then head to Ladiesburg, MD to find a woman, get lost and end up in Scaggsville, MD. Get drunk pull a Dzervit, profess your love for a woman there and leave with a wife.
Break down with your new bride just outside of Mechanicsville, MD so you ditch her and the car there.
Meet up a fine honey in Secretary, MD who happens to be from Intercourse, PA and you become happy for a moment. Before the wife catches up to you in Savage, MD.
After a trip to Shock Trama you end up back in Boring, MD with a Scaggsville Wife.
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07-01-2005 | 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by vader716
In Maryland you start out in Boring, MD
move from there to Accident, MD for some excitement.
You then head to Ladiesburg, MD to find a woman, get lost and end up in Scaggsville, MD. Get drunk pull a Dzervit, profess your love for a woman there and leave with a wife.
Break down with your new bride just outside of Mechanicsville, MD so you ditch her and the car there.
Meet up a fine honey in Secretary, MD who happens to be from Intercourse, PA and you become happy for a moment. Before the wife catches up to you in Savage, MD.
After a trip to Shock Trama you end up back in Boring, MD with a Scaggsville Wife.
move from there to Accident, MD for some excitement.
You then head to Ladiesburg, MD to find a woman, get lost and end up in Scaggsville, MD. Get drunk pull a Dzervit, profess your love for a woman there and leave with a wife.
Break down with your new bride just outside of Mechanicsville, MD so you ditch her and the car there.
Meet up a fine honey in Secretary, MD who happens to be from Intercourse, PA and you become happy for a moment. Before the wife catches up to you in Savage, MD.
After a trip to Shock Trama you end up back in Boring, MD with a Scaggsville Wife.
Reminds me of the Beavis and Butthead movie when they are standing by the signs.
I'm still laughing about Intercourse.
