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Old 07-15-2005 | 01:23 PM
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FINE! I GIVE IN! What's this whole Cracker thing I hear every other week? Is this a movie reference or what?! I can't take it anymore
I'm not sure it came from main stream media. It's a really old saying I think that I first heard it from my grandpa years ago. I have heard thousands of people of every age every where use it at some time since. People get mad when someone eats in thier bed since the invention of the matress. So it could have started anywhere in the last 500 years or more.
 
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Old 07-15-2005 | 01:26 PM
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Yea, all I know is that it's true. I can tell when my husband has let our 3 year old eat his dry cereal in our bed But why does he ALWAYS eat it on my side of the bed? WHY????
 
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Old 07-15-2005 | 01:28 PM
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Can somebody get me a mop and help me get all this drool off the floor?
 
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Old 07-15-2005 | 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Racerchick68
Yea, all I know is that it's true. I can tell when my husband has let our 3 year old eat his dry cereal in our bed But why does he ALWAYS eat it on my side of the bed? WHY????
 
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Old 07-15-2005 | 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
I'm not sure it came from main stream media. It's a really old saying I think that I first heard it from my grandpa years ago. I have heard thousands of people of every age every where use it at some time since. People get mad when someone eats in thier bed since the invention of the matress. So it could have started anywhere in the last 500 years or more.
Yep it is really old but I know Barbara Mandrell did it in a song years ago:

You Can Eat Crackers In My Bed Anytime
Barbara Mandrell

Hello baby
I'm sorry I said the things I did.
It was a silly fight.
I was wrong you were right.
What I really mean to say is...

You can eat crackers in my bed anytime, baby
You can kick off all the covers in the middle of the night.
You can sleep with the window open wide.
Do anything as long as you're by my side.
You can eat crackers in my bed anytime...
 
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Old 07-15-2005 | 01:46 PM
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Old 07-15-2005 | 01:48 PM
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Old 07-15-2005 | 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by wstahlm80
Well, boys...I am about to leave for the week and head to the golf course... ...SNIP...
GOLF COURSE?

WTF mate?


I wanna go.
 
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Old 07-15-2005 | 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
*I'm just hackin on ya dinty.

no worries


like I would challenge you anyway, I've read the stories

^^^insert Scared *****less smiley^^^^^
 
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Old 07-15-2005 | 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Racerchick68
You know, I really don't know. It's something I've said for a long time and I'm not sure who I got it from. But wasn't there a commercial or something about eating cookies or crackers in bed.... and the crumbs... ????
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Old 07-15-2005 | 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by dinty
no worries


like I would challenge you anyway, I've read the stories

^^^insert Scared *****less smiley^^^^^

Ignore it all. I am a normal, average Joe. I am a very nice guy. Ask English Adam, we met at an Exxon parking lot. He lived.
 
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Old 07-15-2005 | 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
Ignore it all. I am a normal, average Joe. I am a very nice guy. Ask English Adam, we met at an Exxon parking lot. He lived.
so you can hold your temper at an Exxon, my luck I would meet you at a Rudy's and it would be good night for me...




"really wish I knew how I could insert Ea's truck pic from the pic thread, the one where all you see is the back end. That would be why he lived!!"
 
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Old 07-15-2005 | 02:25 PM
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[QUOTE=dirt bike dave]Monica Potter...





^^^^Love this woman!!!!!^^^^
 
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Old 07-15-2005 | 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by dinty
so you can hold your temper at an Exxon, my luck I would meet you at a Rudy's and it would be good night for me...




"really wish I knew how I could insert Ea's truck pic from the pic thread, the one where all you see is the back end. That would be why he lived!!"
Like this:

The one that got away:
 
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Old 07-15-2005 | 02:27 PM
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that's the one...lol....

I just have a slow jeep...you could catch me
 


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