Tell her to be a little more "liberal" in her attire and maybe you would stick around the office a little longer....

 

umm, I will let this slide, but TRUST me, you dont want to see this in skimpy attire. Well, since you havent had it in ages, then maybe you would. I retract my previous statement <insert puking smiley>

 

Take her with you.

 

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not possible...she isnt the type of person who will be "cool" with that and the boss might find out. Of course he doesnt care, but if she made a stink of it, then it could be all over..

 

Then take the boss and talk to him about Miss ChunkyNosy while he's got his face in between a nice set of hootie-cans.

 

I work w/ Dinty and frequent the Cabaret w/ him. Trust me, she aint goin. I sit next to this lady. She drives me up the friggin wall. Always interrupting my and Dinty's personal conversations w/ work stuff. The nerve of some people, I mean, c'mon... Cant you just shut up and let us talk about frivolous lunches at the Cabaret.

 

great idea...and I could even spot him the dollar to tip..great thinking RJS.

 

He doesn't care cause he goes there too.

 

Take her with you and introduce her to BigHersh(I am sure he frequents the place now), and by the time he gets through with her, she will be thanking you and forget all about your transgressions.

 

Hersh wouldn't touch that w/ aten foot... uh.... poll. And I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy.

 

Hersh would run away from this woman. Speaking of Hersh, I wonder if he needs an experienced Cabaret guide to show him and guide him along the wilds of Cabaret royale

 

Your wrong-Hersh will hit anything! But, if he is busy, she sounds like a propect for Wstahlm80(Bill). He be desparate.

 

Poor Bill, a guy goes through a dry spell, and people have to make fun of him. I know what he's going through, it has been almost 14 hours since my last time, and I am feeling the need of urgency...

 

People on the freeway, no other cars in sight, using the carpool lane...driving exactly the speedlimit.

People using the Carpool lane driving exactly the same speed as those around them.

People driving in the left-most lane and not actively passing anyone.