I belive that Santa might have been a pimp!
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12-23-2005 | 08:37 AM
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
I belive that Santa might have been a pimp!
Or atleast the ultimate man of the street.
Why?
There are many clues.
First he wore a big red fur coat with white fur trim with matching pants.
(At this point I'm not even sure he was white! No white guy could pull that off.)
He had a big red sleigh running on Gold runners.
(That is like driving a bright red caddy on gold 20's.)
He sneaks into billions of homes one night a year, everyone knows what night he is comeing, yet he never gets caught.
(The best of the best is scratching thier heads at this point. If they can creep 3 of thier ho's houses in one night with out getting caught they consider themselfs lucky!)
Last but not least
He knows who is bad and he knows who is good and he knows where each one lives.
(So he knows where all the naughty girls live?
What's santa doing the other 364 nights of the year. Makes you wish that you were Santa don't it! No wonder he rides around saying "HO HO HO!" It's not a greating, it's a call out. He was probably actually saying "Where's my HO HO HO's!" 
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I hope you all enjoyed this insight, Merry Christmas everybody!
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Why?
There are many clues.
First he wore a big red fur coat with white fur trim with matching pants.
(At this point I'm not even sure he was white! No white guy could pull that off.)
He had a big red sleigh running on Gold runners.
(That is like driving a bright red caddy on gold 20's.)
He sneaks into billions of homes one night a year, everyone knows what night he is comeing, yet he never gets caught.
(The best of the best is scratching thier heads at this point. If they can creep 3 of thier ho's houses in one night with out getting caught they consider themselfs lucky!)
Last but not least
He knows who is bad and he knows who is good and he knows where each one lives.
(So he knows where all the naughty girls live?
What's santa doing the other 364 nights of the year. Makes you wish that you were Santa don't it! No wonder he rides around saying "HO HO HO!" It's not a greating, it's a call out. He was probably actually saying "Where's my HO HO HO's!" )I hope you all enjoyed this insight, Merry Christmas everybody!
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