A snake just ate my frog!!

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Old 07-19-2006 | 11:49 AM
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Thanks for spelling most of the words so Mattineer can understand it. You missed one though, should have been cents or even since instead of sense.
Good point, but it's definitely not cents:

cents - money
since - money
sense - intelligence

Either way, I'm still purturbed and I was really looking foward to that donut this morning.

I don't see how in the WORLD Mattiner missed a snake with a shovel at close range. I hate snakes with a passion and we have problems with them out by our house. I hate snakes so bad I've gotten to where I can kill one at 5 feet by throwing my shovel at the middle of their body. Ok, I'm done talking about snakes today before I ruin lunch too.

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Old 07-19-2006 | 11:58 AM
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Just keep in mind that snakes are a valuable part of our eco system.
 
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Old 07-19-2006 | 12:01 PM
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Old 07-19-2006 | 12:07 PM
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If you lick toads you can hallucinate
If you lick toads, you may do a lot more than that!
 
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Old 07-19-2006 | 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by F150 Duke

I don't see how in the WORLD Mattiner missed a snake with a shovel at close range.
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I hate snakes also, so I made sure I was standing back about 7 feet or so before I threw the shovel. I threw the shovel and ran away in case that damn thing came after me, but by the time I looked back, the snake was gone.
 
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Old 07-19-2006 | 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by mountaineer02v8
I hate snakes also, so I made sure I was standing back about 7 feet or so before I threw the shovel. I threw the shovel and ran away in case that damn thing came after me, but by the time I looked back, the snake was gone.

Matt....you wuss....snakes are more scared of you then you are of them.
 
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Old 07-19-2006 | 05:51 PM
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Wait...you threw the shovel at the snake and ran away?



I'm with Jamz on this one....girly man.
 
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Old 07-19-2006 | 05:55 PM
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Wait...you threw the shovel at the snake and ran away?



I'm with Jamz on this one....girly man.

I hate snakes with a passion. I had a bad experience one time with a snake and now I got this phobia of them or something.
 
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Old 07-19-2006 | 05:58 PM
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I hate snakes with a passion. I had a bad experience one time with a snake and now I got this phobia of them or something.
Wish we had a video!
 
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Old 07-19-2006 | 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by mountaineer02v8
I hate snakes also, so I made sure I was standing back about 7 feet or so before I threw the shovel. I threw the shovel and ran away in case that damn thing came after me, but by the time I looked back, the snake was gone.

Dude, I too hate snakes. As a matter of fact I was bit by one. So anything that slithers dies when I know it's around. But for God's sake, take off the sandals and skirt, pull on some jeans that stay up (not exposing half your underwear), put on a pair of boots, and smack the shovel down on the damn things head while still holding the handle!!! If you're trying so save another toad, cut the snake in half... But watch out, it can still bite for about 3 mins after it's head is cut off, and is still lethal...Lost a hound that way. But the bottom line is MAN THE HELL UP!!!


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Old 07-19-2006 | 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by mountaineer02v8
I hate snakes with a passion. I had a bad experience one time with a snake and now I got this phobia of them or something.


the "or something" means "scared *****less". A little thing many grown men suffer from when it comes to snakes.

Nothing to be embrarrased about.
 
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Old 07-19-2006 | 09:51 PM
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It's called The Food Chain. That's life baby!!!!!!!!! Only the strong survive!!!
 
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Old 07-19-2006 | 09:51 PM
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when I was a young kid I picked up a gardner snake and it bit me. I grabbed it's tail and whipped its head against a brick wall.

So back to the frog... So the frog was looking at you? So the snake had frog legs?
 
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Old 07-19-2006 | 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by mountaineer02v8
I hate snakes with a passion. I had a bad experience one time with a snake and now I got this phobia of them or something.

Can you elaborate on this "bad expereince"? I think we all want to hear it..
 
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Old 07-19-2006 | 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by 98Lariet4x4
Dude, I too hate snakes. As a matter of fact I was bit by one. So anything that slithers dies when I know it's around. But for God's sake, take off the sandals and skirt, pull on some jeans that stay up (not exposing half your underwear), put on a pair of boots, and smack the shovel down on the damn things head while still holding the handle!!! If you're trying so save another toad, cut the snake in half... But watch out, it can still bite for about 3 mins after it's head is cut off, and is still lethal...Lost a hound that way. But the bottom line is MAN THE HELL UP!!!


By a Hummer for yourself, it that's what it takes...


Hell maybe just going out and getting a Hummer may help the situation.
 



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