The 25th Anniversary...

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a young beautiful 25 year old blond.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and 50? plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....

 

Bathtub Test
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> Time to time, and this should help get you started.
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> During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked
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> The Director what the criterion was which defined
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> "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then
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> "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person
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> Would use the bucket because it's bigger than the
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> Spoon or the teacup.


> "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull
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> The plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

 

 

Cute!