A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within
short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex
life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard
from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but
then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said:
"Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her
daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go
straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly
embarrassed but still happy for her daughter

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for
a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then
after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky
handwriting were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out her latest
Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst,
and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said "Three times a
day, seven days a week, both ways."

 

 

 

thats a funny one