A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches
straight up to the counter and says, "Hi ... you know,
I just hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a
job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "your
timing is just excellent. We just got a job opening
from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll
supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours,
meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort
her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to
satisfy her sexual urges.

You'll be provided a two bedroom apartment above the
garage. The starting salary will be $300,000. per year."

The guy, wide eyed, says, "You're bull*****ting me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well ... you started
it."

 

 

w3rd

 

yeah I saw him at my office yesterday, check out my screen name.

 

yeah, thats a good one

 

ha.

 

I thought you said 3rd...since thats at least how many times Ive heard that this month



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BUT....it's still funny.

 

wurd....now you two quit hijacking my thread

 

Oops. My bad "newbie".

 

I thought this joke sounded familiar.
https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...hlight=welfare

 

Hey, I waited the standard year and a half statute of limitations before i reposted...

 

Pshhh, you call this a highjacking?



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So what's for dinner?

 

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