We never get pissy in here.

 

long naps tire me out. After lunch, I had to take a short power nap of 2 hours.

 

hence why I keep coming back

 

Because we're all heavily medicated.

 

because the quenn will straighten us out.

 

Nice to go to the gym again. Two weeks off really stunk. But it feels great

 

John, showers at home really help with the stink issue

 

 

Morning Jerame and Randall.

 

Whats a quenn??? Is that what you call your ban hammer??

 

 

http://denver.craigslist.org/ctd/1526927006.html

 

Wow just wow!!!!

 

While taxiing at London 's Airport, the crew of a US Air flight
departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose
with a United 727.
An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew,
screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going? I told you to
turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop
right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference
between C and D, but get it right!"
Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting
hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take
forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I
tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about
half an hour, and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I
tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?"

"Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded.

Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly
silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to
chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of
mind. Tension in every ****pit out around Gatwick was definitely
running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed
his microphone, asking:

"Wasn't I married to you once?"

 

You should see how he mangles the word 'Queer'!

*Sigh* ...And there goes my New Year's resolution to stay out of this beastly thread.