Let's start over......
01-16-2010, 06:01 PM
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01-17-2010, 12:49 AM
Ode to Losers 
There goes Bubba and Buford, Karl and Frank,
Over the hill,
Half in the tank
Gonna get them some moosses & deer
Drag 'em back home,
Then drink some more beer
Turns out the animals needn't have fret
For these obese morons were all out of breath
Adrenaline pumpin' to beat the band
No crystal vision
No steady hand
Sitting in blinds
On fat behinds
One by one their tickers blew up
Faster than y'all knew what wazzup
For no better reason than hunting for meat
That none of them really needed to eat
http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/condi...rds/index.html
There goes Bubba and Buford, Karl and Frank,
Over the hill,
Half in the tank
Gonna get them some moosses & deer
Drag 'em back home,
Then drink some more beer
Turns out the animals needn't have fret
For these obese morons were all out of breath
Adrenaline pumpin' to beat the band
No crystal vision
No steady hand
Sitting in blinds
On fat behinds
One by one their tickers blew up
Faster than y'all knew what wazzup
For no better reason than hunting for meat
That none of them really needed to eat
http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/condi...rds/index.html
Last edited by MGDfan; 01-17-2010 at 11:54 AM.
01-17-2010, 12:56 AM
Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a$$holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing well. Only two left."
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a$$holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing well. Only two left."
My truck will be so happy. 
01-17-2010, 11:08 AM
01-17-2010, 11:15 AM
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