Let's start over......
01-21-2010, 04:43 PM
Well, first you have to dump the entire contents out on the desk so you can assess just how bad the situation really is. Then you go through everything and pull out all of the empty gum wrappers, that somehow always mysteriously end up in the bottom, and throw them away. Then you pick out all of the loose change that somehow manages to escape from the wallet and fall to the bottom and put it back into the wallet. Next you empty all the hidden pockets full of stuff that you forgot to empty before when you dumped everything out on the desk - then you have to reassess the situation. After that, you start sorting through key chains, lipsticks, fingernail files, nail clippers, blister packets of Advil and Aleve, gum packages, prescription bottles, pocket knives, checkbooks, guns, face powder, lotion, combs, Listerine breath strips, bandaids, toothpicks, chapsticks, Shout wipes, wallet, old deposit slips (that you can now throw away), eye drops, pens, bluetooth device (that you wonder why you ever bought), business cards, Dolly treats and the cell phone. Everything goes into piles depending on importance. Then, you sit there in amazement for several minutes and wonder just how in the he** you managed to fit all of that crap into such a small leather bag - then you wonder if you'll ever be able to do it again. After staring at it for about 10 minutes, you realize that if you don't put it all back in, you'll have to leave it on your desk and it will still be there staring at you when you get there in the morning. So, you methodically pick through all the crap and, amazingly, manage to get it all back in there in some sort of order. Then you marvel at your achievement for several minutes and wonder just how long it will stay that way. 
What about the brass knuckles?
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01-21-2010, 04:49 PM
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01-21-2010, 04:56 PM
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01-21-2010, 06:19 PM
Gym was good again today. Getting better and better at my 3 miles.. did a few tenths extra in the 30 minutes then biked and then worked legs and abs today I thought I left a paper I needed at home so I left campus and decided to go to the wash bays near campus and rinsed out the entire truck and then vacuumed it. 5 bucks for 10 minutes in the bay and then a buck for 3 minutes on the vacuum, not bad IMO. Then got gas, came home and had dinner and here I am. And I freakin' had the paper I needed the whole time
01-21-2010, 06:31 PM
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