being from the texas, i wouldn't have been crawling on the ground through a field in the first place...unless i was in sweetwater for the annual rattlesnake roundup

 

Update:

Went out for drinks last night with my girl and we met up with the lesbian couple and the brother of the lesbian that owns the dog. He is sort of a redneck and was chewing on a large wad of dip as he talked to me. I was telling him the story about his siters dog trying to attack me. First he made fun of the dog calling it a lesbian also. THen he said we need to go over there together and "teach" the dog a lesson. I guess he doesnt like the dog either.

 

When I was about 13 we use to ride our bike's to go play baseball, we alway's got chased by a shepherd and collie mixed dog that the owner use to let run loose. One day he snapped at my pant's and got introduced to my Mickey Mantle "Louisville Slugger" bat I was carrying. Owner of the dog knew me and called my dad and told him what happened and after that incident kept the dog locked up. Told my dad the dog had a concussion and had to go to the vet and wanted my dad to pay. I think if he's still alive he's still waiting for money!