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#1
06-12-2008, 07:30 PM
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"Country thinking at it's finest"
The Post Turtle
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old
Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate
while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic
got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a
'post turtle'." Not being familiar with the term, the
doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old
rancher said, "When you're driving down a country
road and you come across a fence post with a
turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's
face, so he continued to explain. "You know he
didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up
there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up
there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ***
put him up there!."'
The Post Turtle
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old
Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate
while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic
got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a
'post turtle'." Not being familiar with the term, the
doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old
rancher said, "When you're driving down a country
road and you come across a fence post with a
turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's
face, so he continued to explain. "You know he
didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up
there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up
there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ***
put him up there!."'
#5
06-12-2008, 08:55 PM
Got this one today:
Barack Obama, the Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for banning all guns in America. he is considered by those who have dealt with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.
At a recent rural elementary school assembly in Lufkin (deep East Texas) he asked the audience for total quiet. Then,in the silence, he started to clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.
Then he said into the microphone, "Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence."
Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawel, pierced the quiet and said, "Well, dummy, stop clappin'!"
Barack Obama, the Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for banning all guns in America. he is considered by those who have dealt with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.
At a recent rural elementary school assembly in Lufkin (deep East Texas) he asked the audience for total quiet. Then,in the silence, he started to clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.
Then he said into the microphone, "Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence."
Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawel, pierced the quiet and said, "Well, dummy, stop clappin'!"