Two Quebecers walked into a pet store.
Right away they go over to the bird section. Jean says to Pierre, "Dats dem."
The store clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yea, we'll take four of dem birds in dat cage up der," says Jean. "Put dem in a paper bag."
The two leave the store. They drive for tree hours until they are high up in the hills. They stop at the face of a large cliff with a 500 ft. drop.
"Dis looks like a good place eh?" says Pierre.
"Oh yea, dis looks good," agrees Jean. They flip a coin and Jean wins the toss.
"Taber-****in-nac! I guess I got to go first, eh?" says Pierre. He takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the
cliff. Jean watches as his mon cheri drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds and goes "splat."
As Jean looks over the cliff he shakes his head and says,
"Fock dis. Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me!"

I hope I didn't insult anyone I am french you know?


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