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Old 09-05-2010, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by shotgunz
A friend sent me a link to this. All I can say is wow...I guess all these programmers need to start looking for new jobs.

http://www.f150forum.com/f4/performa...stments-63493/



I've got to get in on this one ...
 
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Old 09-05-2010, 02:44 PM
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this one is well worth the read, he's already failed, and is going to continue to dump money into a POS if he would listen he could save a fortune


Originally Posted by spottedlab
Hello, I am new to this site and also wet behind the ears on engines. I have a 1997 Ford Expedition with a 4.6 liter/2 valve engine. I bought a 2007 f150 5.4 liter/3 valve engine. Can anyone give me advise/instructions/or ideas on how to do this. after I pull the 4.6 liter from my EXP, where can I post this information when I want to sell it. Any information from knowledgable people would help greatly. I am in very deep into this vehicle. I bought it for $2000.00, but have spent nearly $12,000.00 on parts, wheels, windshield, leather seats, and other stuff for the truck that I probably did not need. Needless to say, I am keeping this truck for a long time. Most of the time I feel like kicking myself, but I really wanted to build something and something to tinker with. I plan on putting a super charger and other performance parts on this. Hopefully, I can use some of the performance parts I bought for the 4.6 engine to put on the 5.4 (cold air intake, true dual exhaust, throttle spacer, and other things).

Well back to my original request.

Can anyone give me advise/instructions/or ideas on how to do this. after I pull the 4.6 liter from my EXP, where can I post this information when I want to sell it.
Originally Posted by spottedlab
There has to be a FORD owner out there that has done something similar to this.

I AM REQUESTING HELP FROM ALL FORD OWNERS. PLEASE REPLY.

Has ANYONE... (EVER..., SINCE FORD CREATED THE 4.6 LITER 2 VALVE ENGINE AND THE 5.4 LITER 3 VALVE ENGINE) successfully swapped a 1997 4.6 liter 2 valve engine (210,000 miles) with a 5.4 liter 3 valve engine. with less than 10 miles? There has to be someone out there that has made this possible.

I already have all the parts to include the 5.4 liter 3 valve engine and have spent the $$$$$. I cannot turn back now. I will post BEFORE AND AFTER pictures and video. From the responses received so far, it sounds like this project is impossible, but IF I succeed this will be an awesome POWER HOUSE OF A SUV.

I appreciate all the "YOU ARE OVER YOUR HEAD" AND "TOO MUCH OF A HASSLE" OR IT CANNOT BE DONE" responses I have received, but would also appreciate ideas and advice. I have always loved FORD and I want to show all the chevy people that FORD owners can also do great and difficult upgrades on FORD projects. I would like to hear from hard core FORD OWNERS on this, in other words MY ("YOU ARE OVER YOUR HEAD" AND "TOO MUCH OF A HASSLE" OR IT CANNOT BE DONE") PROJECT.
 
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Old 09-05-2010, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by hmustang
Well the other day I decided to take a short cut to the bank the two parking lots were seperated by a curb. I decided to drive over the curb into the bank parking lot. Well when I drover over the curb I heard a noise and felt a vibration at first I though I damged the front bumper got and and looked seen no damage. After I cashed my check in the bank I went and drove off as I got going I Noticed the truck was bad out of aligment as I had to hold the wheel to the right to make the truck go straight. Well today I went to the quicklane at my Ford dealership to get the aligment fixed They told me my frame is bent I looked at it where they showed me and what I see is bent is the area where the lower control arm on the right is bent at the very front. Now I have to get insurace invioved to see about getting this fixed any ideas how much this may cost ball park wise.
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I was only doing 10 MPH when I went over it.


YA THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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Old 09-05-2010, 07:54 PM
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They'd just trip over the curb.
 
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Old 09-06-2010, 06:34 AM
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https://www.f150online.com/forums/su...bocharger.html


some special fellers in this thread also, only one of 'em has any idea about forced induction
 
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Old 09-06-2010, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by tarajerame
https://www.f150online.com/forums/su...bocharger.html


some special fellers in this thread also, only one of 'em has any idea about forced induction
I once catapulted a cat about 40 feet, while he had plenty of boost, and 50 pound injecter strapped to his ***

Not really, but I think it sounds good for that thread. Anyway, I'm kinda bored
 
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Old 09-06-2010, 09:18 AM
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now this thread made me shake my head


https://www.f150online.com/forums/ge...ast-night.html


he didn't have time to go to the bank, left a large amount of cash and his friend car keys in his truck with the window part-way down, and several days later still hasn't had time to call the police


"special people"
 
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Old 09-06-2010, 10:06 AM
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Speaking of " Special People" - Why I 'love' TMC, lol

F150Online-style responses:

Originally Posted by tarajerame
now this thread made me shake my head


https://www.f150online.com/forums/ge...ast-night.html


he didn't have time to go to the bank, left a large amount of cash and his friend car keys in his truck with the window part-way down, and several days later still hasn't had time to call the police

We need a smiley


"special people"

TMC (TruckComedyCentral)-style responses:

"That sucks Steve - Hope you find out you just were drunk and mis-placed it"

"I hate thieves"

"Sucks"

"Damn low life thieves, pieces of shiz! Maybe your insurance will cover it"

"Sucks man. Thieves blow"


Only OGTERROR nailed it right:

Steve said: "We did have a few drinks at the football game, but nobody remembers digging through the truck."

OG replies: " Well there you go, that is your answer."

^


I'm stayin' right here - I could never kiss that much ***. Besides - Chebbies, Doodges, Turds and Honda Fridgelines DO suck.

( Man - whatever happened to saying what you really feel? Hat's off to OG !!! )

Any TMC double-dippers reading this - feel free to post this over there - I haven't pissed them off fer a while



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forum troll says this and daddy steps up behind him to close the topic.

seriously how old is 4.6 pun?
 
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Idk, but on Youtube he has "legs of steel"

 
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Originally Posted by Klitch
https://www.f150online.com/forums/4333988-post52.html
forum troll says this and daddy steps up behind him to close the topic.

seriously how old is 4.6 pun?


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