How 'bout them Cowboys!!!
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BTW, here is a funny joke for you Cowboy fans 
Training at Dallas Cowboys stadium was delayed after players found an unknown white powdery substance on the ground. Training was suspended while police were called in. After analysis, experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact the goal line. Practice will resume this afternoon after they decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again
Training at Dallas Cowboys stadium was delayed after players found an unknown white powdery substance on the ground. Training was suspended while police were called in. After analysis, experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact the goal line. Practice will resume this afternoon after they decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again
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09-24-2010, 06:36 PM
Back in the 90's when Jerry Jones and Jimmy Johnson took over the Dallas Cowboys, they had a hard time finding their limo in the huge Texas Stadium parking lot after the home games. Jimmy told Jerry he had an answer for this problem. He said next week they should ride a camel to the game and afterwards the camel would be easy to spot and they could then make a hasty exit from what turned out to be a 2-14 season.
Well, as luck would have it the halftime show the next week happened to be 'Parade Of A Thousand Camels'.
After the game, the parking lot was full of camels everywhere.
Jerry was disgusted.
Jimmy told him not to worry, he could find their camel, no problem.
He ran from one to another, lifting their tail and saying, "Nope, that ain't it." "Nope, that ain't it."
Jerry yelled, "What in the hell are you doing?"
Jimmy said, "Don't you remember when we rode in, the gate attendent said, 'Look at them two a**-****s on that camel!' ?"
Well, as luck would have it the halftime show the next week happened to be 'Parade Of A Thousand Camels'.
After the game, the parking lot was full of camels everywhere.
Jerry was disgusted.
Jimmy told him not to worry, he could find their camel, no problem.
He ran from one to another, lifting their tail and saying, "Nope, that ain't it." "Nope, that ain't it."
Jerry yelled, "What in the hell are you doing?"
Jimmy said, "Don't you remember when we rode in, the gate attendent said, 'Look at them two a**-****s on that camel!' ?"
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