Need to vent OLD PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN HOW TO DRIVE
#136
10-03-2010 | 09:05 PM
I have heard that when you get old your ears get big.
I have a theory that what really happens is your head just gets smaller, everything except the ears.
Blue, you could prove my theory if you would try on a hat,
one that fit you before you became an old fart.
If you could just confirm that it hangs down over your eyes it would make me so happy because I wouldn't worry about my ears getting big.
I have a theory that what really happens is your head just gets smaller, everything except the ears.
Blue, you could prove my theory if you would try on a hat,
one that fit you before you became an old fart.
If you could just confirm that it hangs down over your eyes it would make me so happy because I wouldn't worry about my ears getting big.
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10-03-2010 | 09:23 PM
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While we're on the subject- who here also hates cops?
I tell you what- I was doing 85 in a 55 the other day trying to get home from the bar at 3am cuz I had to **** like a Japanese racehorse and then this punk pulls up beside me so I unbuckle my seatbelt (to get better traction) and we race. A cop passes us and turns around but I didnt know because my -5% tint all the way around blocked out his red and blues and my triple 16" bass super sound system blocked out the siren.
Anyway, I finally ran the kid off the road and then I see the cop and decide to stop. And this stupid pig decides to give me a ticket!
I tell you what- I was doing 85 in a 55 the other day trying to get home from the bar at 3am cuz I had to **** like a Japanese racehorse and then this punk pulls up beside me so I unbuckle my seatbelt (to get better traction) and we race. A cop passes us and turns around but I didnt know because my -5% tint all the way around blocked out his red and blues and my triple 16" bass super sound system blocked out the siren.
Anyway, I finally ran the kid off the road and then I see the cop and decide to stop. And this stupid pig decides to give me a ticket!
I apologize to everyone. Especially you Raptor05121.
#140
10-04-2010 | 12:09 AM
Raoul
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bluejay
Where in Texas? want to make sure I was not one of the big ears.
I have heard that when you get old your ears get big.
I have a theory that what really happens is your head just gets smaller, everything except the ears.
Blue, you could prove my theory if you would try on a hat,
one that fit you before you became an old fart.
If you could just confirm that it hangs down over your eyes it would make me so happy because I wouldn't worry about my ears getting big.
Goat Herder Extraordinaire
1999 Ford F-150
Join Date: Feb 1999
Location: the moral high ground
Vehicle: 1999 Ford F150
Posts: 6,068
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bluejay
Where in Texas? want to make sure I was not one of the big ears.
I have heard that when you get old your ears get big.
I have a theory that what really happens is your head just gets smaller, everything except the ears.
Blue, you could prove my theory if you would try on a hat,
one that fit you before you became an old fart.
If you could just confirm that it hangs down over your eyes it would make me so happy because I wouldn't worry about my ears getting big.
#143
10-04-2010 | 09:36 AM
Yep I'm old enough...
Last edited by Woodiedl; 10-04-2010 at 10:27 AM.
