Need to vent OLD PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN HOW TO DRIVE
#107
10-01-2010 | 11:41 PM
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While we're on the subject- who here also hates cops?
I tell you what- I was doing 85 in a 55 the other day trying to get home from the bar at 3am cuz I had to **** like a Japanese racehorse and then this punk pulls up beside me so I unbuckle my seatbelt (to get better traction) and we race. A cop passes us and turns around but I didnt know because my -5% tint all the way around blocked out his red and blues and my triple 16" bass super sound system blocked out the siren.
Anyway, I finally ran the kid off the road and then I see the cop and decide to stop. And this stupid pig decides to give me a ticket!
I tell you what- I was doing 85 in a 55 the other day trying to get home from the bar at 3am cuz I had to **** like a Japanese racehorse and then this punk pulls up beside me so I unbuckle my seatbelt (to get better traction) and we race. A cop passes us and turns around but I didnt know because my -5% tint all the way around blocked out his red and blues and my triple 16" bass super sound system blocked out the siren.
Anyway, I finally ran the kid off the road and then I see the cop and decide to stop. And this stupid pig decides to give me a ticket!
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10-02-2010 | 02:12 AM
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The fail is strong in this one.
I'm sorry but damn..
I don't think I've even gotten that close to an accident and I'm a wee bit younger than you..
Probably the youngest on this forum honestly..
Anyways, you say old people need to learn to drive, what about you?
I mean I know it's probably been said but I like showing up late for parties.
Oh, and Kobi, my dad and I laughed heartily.
I'm sorry but damn..
I don't think I've even gotten that close to an accident and I'm a wee bit younger than you..
Probably the youngest on this forum honestly..
Anyways, you say old people need to learn to drive, what about you?
I mean I know it's probably been said but I like showing up late for parties.
Oh, and Kobi, my dad and I laughed heartily.
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10-02-2010 | 10:48 PM
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While we're on the subject- who here also hates cops?
I tell you what- I was doing 85 in a 55 the other day trying to get home from the bar at 3am cuz I had to **** like a Japanese racehorse and then this punk pulls up beside me so I unbuckle my seatbelt (to get better traction) and we race. A cop passes us and turns around but I didnt know because my -5% tint all the way around blocked out his red and blues and my triple 16" bass super sound system blocked out the siren.
Anyway, I finally ran the kid off the road and then I see the cop and decide to stop. And this stupid pig decides to give me a ticket!
I tell you what- I was doing 85 in a 55 the other day trying to get home from the bar at 3am cuz I had to **** like a Japanese racehorse and then this punk pulls up beside me so I unbuckle my seatbelt (to get better traction) and we race. A cop passes us and turns around but I didnt know because my -5% tint all the way around blocked out his red and blues and my triple 16" bass super sound system blocked out the siren.
Anyway, I finally ran the kid off the road and then I see the cop and decide to stop. And this stupid pig decides to give me a ticket!
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10-03-2010 | 12:00 AM
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10-03-2010 | 02:31 AM
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Someone needs to start a thread called " WhyI hate all the young punks on the road today" and give examples.
Hey some young drivers are ok, but man, the OP wins the prize.
I am so utterly sick of having to share the roads with people like him because these types of people put us all at risk, but they are too stupid to see it.
The other night I'm driving through the coffee shop drive-thru to get 2 coffees (Ive got my wife and dog with me)
So as I pull into the drivethru lane, they have a garbage can there to toss your trash. I pull right up to 'hug' the trash can, so I can chuck out the 2 old coffee cups (cuz I have to make room for the 2 new ones coming) and I swear, in the 2 seconds it takes me to toss the old cups, some young punk actually was so impatient, he tried to weazall around and cut in front of me.
GOD FORBID you impatient bunch of richards have to wait a nanosecond in your life, good grief.
I see the little backwards wearing ball cap wearing little weazal, so I pulled right out and cut him off, forcing him to hit me or stop.
He choose wisely.
Seriously, where is the frikkin fire? There's already 7 cars in the drivethru, his turn is after me, and stupid cant wait 2 seconds?
This is the same type of dillhole who tailgates everyone up the **** with his high beams on, just an accident waiting to happen, then they are the ones who complain about it.
You young kids who think the OP is right, y;'all can take a gigantic flying leap because your head is so far up your **** you havnt got a clue and shouldnt be driving. You probably blame everyone else for all your little problems too dont ya?
Life is hard, it's harder when you're stupid.
This subject makes my blood boil. When my dad taught me to drive 28 years ago, the first thing he said was "son, in all reality, drive as fast as you want, but just follow one rule...drive as fast as you want as long as you can come to a complete stop and do it safely should anyone in front of you come to an unexpected stop." - that's it, it is so easy, even a monkey can do it.
Don't blame others, always assume and drive with the care, and assume that the guy in front of you might 'suddenly' jam his brakes on, and the reasons can be quite valid. A kid could go chasing after his ball and run into the road, an animal, whatever.
I won't say this type of agressive driving is limited to young kids only, because I see some old fools do it too, but mostly it's the youngsters because of their lack of experience and 'know-it-all-itis".
Some of you need to take a chill pill and relax.
PS---> Great post kobi
Hey some young drivers are ok, but man, the OP wins the prize.
I am so utterly sick of having to share the roads with people like him because these types of people put us all at risk, but they are too stupid to see it.
The other night I'm driving through the coffee shop drive-thru to get 2 coffees (Ive got my wife and dog with me)
So as I pull into the drivethru lane, they have a garbage can there to toss your trash. I pull right up to 'hug' the trash can, so I can chuck out the 2 old coffee cups (cuz I have to make room for the 2 new ones coming) and I swear, in the 2 seconds it takes me to toss the old cups, some young punk actually was so impatient, he tried to weazall around and cut in front of me.
GOD FORBID you impatient bunch of richards have to wait a nanosecond in your life, good grief.
I see the little backwards wearing ball cap wearing little weazal, so I pulled right out and cut him off, forcing him to hit me or stop.
He choose wisely.
Seriously, where is the frikkin fire? There's already 7 cars in the drivethru, his turn is after me, and stupid cant wait 2 seconds?
This is the same type of dillhole who tailgates everyone up the **** with his high beams on, just an accident waiting to happen, then they are the ones who complain about it.
You young kids who think the OP is right, y;'all can take a gigantic flying leap because your head is so far up your **** you havnt got a clue and shouldnt be driving. You probably blame everyone else for all your little problems too dont ya?
Life is hard, it's harder when you're stupid.
This subject makes my blood boil. When my dad taught me to drive 28 years ago, the first thing he said was "son, in all reality, drive as fast as you want, but just follow one rule...drive as fast as you want as long as you can come to a complete stop and do it safely should anyone in front of you come to an unexpected stop." - that's it, it is so easy, even a monkey can do it.
Don't blame others, always assume and drive with the care, and assume that the guy in front of you might 'suddenly' jam his brakes on, and the reasons can be quite valid. A kid could go chasing after his ball and run into the road, an animal, whatever.
I won't say this type of agressive driving is limited to young kids only, because I see some old fools do it too, but mostly it's the youngsters because of their lack of experience and 'know-it-all-itis".
Some of you need to take a chill pill and relax.
PS---> Great post kobi
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10-03-2010 | 10:45 AM
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While we're on the subject- who here also hates cops?
I tell you what- I was doing 85 in a 55 the other day trying to get home from the bar at 3am cuz I had to **** like a Japanese racehorse and then this punk pulls up beside me so I unbuckle my seatbelt (to get better traction) and we race. A cop passes us and turns around but I didnt know because my -5% tint all the way around blocked out his red and blues and my triple 16" bass super sound system blocked out the siren.
Anyway, I finally ran the kid off the road and then I see the cop and decide to stop. And this stupid pig decides to give me a ticket!
I tell you what- I was doing 85 in a 55 the other day trying to get home from the bar at 3am cuz I had to **** like a Japanese racehorse and then this punk pulls up beside me so I unbuckle my seatbelt (to get better traction) and we race. A cop passes us and turns around but I didnt know because my -5% tint all the way around blocked out his red and blues and my triple 16" bass super sound system blocked out the siren.
Anyway, I finally ran the kid off the road and then I see the cop and decide to stop. And this stupid pig decides to give me a ticket!
Disregard please.
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#119
10-03-2010 | 11:15 AM
I really hope you are just kidding...because you really sound like an idiot. Your tint isn't going to block out his red and blue lights, you probably didn't hear his siren if your bass is cranked up though. It sounds like you got lucky with the ticket, you should have been locked up for reckless driving. Anyways, you may want to think twice before calling a cop a "stupid pig" after all, that "stupid pig" may save your *** one day. Tough guys like you are the first person to tuck your tail between your legs and call the cops to come solve your problems.
I can't believe anybody bought into it! - NCSU
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10-03-2010 | 11:36 AM
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Someone needs to start a thread called " WhyI hate all the young punks on the road today" and give examples.
Hey some young drivers are ok, but man, the OP wins the prize.
I am so utterly sick of having to share the roads with people like him because these types of people put us all at risk, but they are too stupid to see it.
The other night I'm driving through the coffee shop drive-thru to get 2 coffees (Ive got my wife and dog with me)
So as I pull into the drivethru lane, they have a garbage can there to toss your trash. I pull right up to 'hug' the trash can, so I can chuck out the 2 old coffee cups (cuz I have to make room for the 2 new ones coming) and I swear, in the 2 seconds it takes me to toss the old cups, some young punk actually was so impatient, he tried to weazall around and cut in front of me.
GOD FORBID you impatient bunch of richards have to wait a nanosecond in your life, good grief.
I see the little backwards wearing ball cap wearing little weazal, so I pulled right out and cut him off, forcing him to hit me or stop.
He choose wisely.
Seriously, where is the frikkin fire? There's already 7 cars in the drivethru, his turn is after me, and stupid cant wait 2 seconds?
This is the same type of dillhole who tailgates everyone up the **** with his high beams on, just an accident waiting to happen, then they are the ones who complain about it.
You young kids who think the OP is right, y;'all can take a gigantic flying leap because your head is so far up your **** you havnt got a clue and shouldnt be driving. You probably blame everyone else for all your little problems too dont ya?
Life is hard, it's harder when you're stupid.
This subject makes my blood boil. When my dad taught me to drive 28 years ago, the first thing he said was "son, in all reality, drive as fast as you want, but just follow one rule...drive as fast as you want as long as you can come to a complete stop and do it safely should anyone in front of you come to an unexpected stop." - that's it, it is so easy, even a monkey can do it.
Don't blame others, always assume and drive with the care, and assume that the guy in front of you might 'suddenly' jam his brakes on, and the reasons can be quite valid. A kid could go chasing after his ball and run into the road, an animal, whatever.
I won't say this type of agressive driving is limited to young kids only, because I see some old fools do it too, but mostly it's the youngsters because of their lack of experience and 'know-it-all-itis".
Some of you need to take a chill pill and relax.
PS---> Great post kobi
Hey some young drivers are ok, but man, the OP wins the prize.
I am so utterly sick of having to share the roads with people like him because these types of people put us all at risk, but they are too stupid to see it.
The other night I'm driving through the coffee shop drive-thru to get 2 coffees (Ive got my wife and dog with me)
So as I pull into the drivethru lane, they have a garbage can there to toss your trash. I pull right up to 'hug' the trash can, so I can chuck out the 2 old coffee cups (cuz I have to make room for the 2 new ones coming) and I swear, in the 2 seconds it takes me to toss the old cups, some young punk actually was so impatient, he tried to weazall around and cut in front of me.
GOD FORBID you impatient bunch of richards have to wait a nanosecond in your life, good grief.
I see the little backwards wearing ball cap wearing little weazal, so I pulled right out and cut him off, forcing him to hit me or stop.
He choose wisely.
Seriously, where is the frikkin fire? There's already 7 cars in the drivethru, his turn is after me, and stupid cant wait 2 seconds?
This is the same type of dillhole who tailgates everyone up the **** with his high beams on, just an accident waiting to happen, then they are the ones who complain about it.
You young kids who think the OP is right, y;'all can take a gigantic flying leap because your head is so far up your **** you havnt got a clue and shouldnt be driving. You probably blame everyone else for all your little problems too dont ya?
Life is hard, it's harder when you're stupid.
This subject makes my blood boil. When my dad taught me to drive 28 years ago, the first thing he said was "son, in all reality, drive as fast as you want, but just follow one rule...drive as fast as you want as long as you can come to a complete stop and do it safely should anyone in front of you come to an unexpected stop." - that's it, it is so easy, even a monkey can do it.
Don't blame others, always assume and drive with the care, and assume that the guy in front of you might 'suddenly' jam his brakes on, and the reasons can be quite valid. A kid could go chasing after his ball and run into the road, an animal, whatever.
I won't say this type of agressive driving is limited to young kids only, because I see some old fools do it too, but mostly it's the youngsters because of their lack of experience and 'know-it-all-itis".
Some of you need to take a chill pill and relax.
PS---> Great post kobi