No thanks, Ill stay over here. In fact I even leave most religious people alone 99% of the time (over religion).
And most of them even leave me alone.


If it makes you happy that's cool, but I don't want any part of it.

Take care.

 

I don't know about the rest of the country, but here church people will come to your house trying to recruit you.

But I did find out the best way to get rid of a Jahova's Witness. Just tell them "I'll go to Church with you, if you will come to my church "

 

I don't have to worry about that. Just like I don't worry about Godzilla (pun!), zombie tooth-fairies, killer Santa Claus, or teenage mutant ninja cheerleaders.

If there is a God, then He (he/she/it) would be about love. He/she/it would not be judgmental nor vindictive. Those are human traits. If there was a being/power/force that created all there is, then he/she/it would be above such nonsense.

And if he isn't, if he's a vindictive, jealous, insecure thing that demands my allegiance or whatever, then he can bite me.

 

Hey, I'm certainly not here to argue with anyone, just my point of view. I believe in God, I believe in Jesus, and if you choose not to, well, that's your business. I would minister to anyone who wanted to hear it, but if you don't, I'm not going to fight with you about it, we have free will and that's your decision. We can still be friends.

 

Getting back to the op's question........I'm buying a generator, 2500 gallons of water, truck load of mre's, some..oh wait...that was y2k! What's going on next year?

 

F&^kin Habs stirring the dam pot. You just have to love this guy!!!! Come give buck a big huggy!!!!!!. ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa and then the quotes come flying Mathew this and bobo that..

16.1: thou shalt not mount thy man next to thy....

 

And you better like it!!.....

 

I told two last weekend that caught me outside (I couldn't run, I had my back turned when they came up behind me) that I would accept there brochures if they would take one of my church calenders. They didn't like that idea, so I turned back to what I was doing---it took 'em about 30 seconds to figure out that they were not wanted, so then they got int their car and left.

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As a side note, IF there is a god, I just want to take a moment to thank him for creating a universe where the following things exist:

This:


This for home use:


And this, when on the road:



Because right now, I'm only alive because of this. Didn't get to sleep until 8:00 ish this morning, woke up at 11:30, so have had three and a half hours of "sleep", and will need to continue drinking coffee until we're done, which will be around midnight.

So thank you, whoever invented coffee, or created a universe where coffee exists. I won't even mention all the things wrong with the universe and humankind, I'll just leave it at "thanks for the coffee".

 

Why do people always tell you to save money in case of a rainy day and then remind you that the end is near? I could've invested in the Snuggie company. That pisses me off... - Og

 

Matt 24:36-39 "But of that day and hour no one knoweth, not the angels of heaven, but the Father alone. And as in the days of Noe, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. For as in the days before the flood, they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, even till that day in which Noe entered into the ark, And they knew not till the flood came, and took them all away; so also shall the coming of the Son of man be."

 

Shouldn't you be off with your sons, beating your wife, to ensure your spot in heaven, or something?

 

When are you going to grow some ***** and be a man?




Gen 3:16 "To the woman also he said: I will multiply thy sorrows, and thy conceptions: in sorrow shalt thou bring forth children, and thou shalt be under thy husband's power, and he shall have dominion over thee."