Drop the pants?
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Drop the pants?
Why?
Ok, I just walked into the restroom at work and there was a guy(visitor) standing at the urinal with his pants down nearly to his knees. He had on white briefs that were still up. Why in the world would you drop your pants to take a leak? I can think of only one reason and that would not be good for the "owner", but do any of you guys do this? And admit it?
I've seen guys undo the button and belt, but never drop the pants to the knees. BTW, what is the zipper for?
Ok, I just walked into the restroom at work and there was a guy(visitor) standing at the urinal with his pants down nearly to his knees. He had on white briefs that were still up. Why in the world would you drop your pants to take a leak? I can think of only one reason and that would not be good for the "owner", but do any of you guys do this? And admit it?
I've seen guys undo the button and belt, but never drop the pants to the knees. BTW, what is the zipper for?
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Jim
Jim
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Why?
Ok, I just walked into the restroom at work and there was a guy(visitor) standing at the urinal with his pants down nearly to his knees. He had on white briefs that were still up. Why in the world would you drop your pants to take a leak? I can think of only one reason and that would not be good for the "owner", but do any of you guys do this? And admit it?
I've seen guys undo the button and belt, but never drop the pants to the knees. BTW, what is the zipper for?
Ok, I just walked into the restroom at work and there was a guy(visitor) standing at the urinal with his pants down nearly to his knees. He had on white briefs that were still up. Why in the world would you drop your pants to take a leak? I can think of only one reason and that would not be good for the "owner", but do any of you guys do this? And admit it?
I've seen guys undo the button and belt, but never drop the pants to the knees. BTW, what is the zipper for?
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Hey, hey, hey.... watch out!!! I resemble that remark!
For the record, the only time I drop my pants to pee is if there's another type movement involved.
Yes, as I get older I have learned not to trust a fart in public unless I'm wearing brownish pants, then I fart in semi-confidence and throw my underwear away at the first opportunity.
Ah, before I forget....... IBTL .... at some point this one's bound to push the envelope of MOD sensibilities.
For the record, the only time I drop my pants to pee is if there's another type movement involved.
Yes, as I get older I have learned not to trust a fart in public unless I'm wearing brownish pants, then I fart in semi-confidence and throw my underwear away at the first opportunity.
Ah, before I forget....... IBTL .... at some point this one's bound to push the envelope of MOD sensibilities.
#7
Hey, hey, hey.... watch out!!! I resemble that remark!
For the record, the only time I drop my pants to pee is if there's another type movement involved.
Yes, as I get older I have learned not to trust a fart in public unless I'm wearing brownish pants, then I fart in semi-confidence and throw my underwear away at the first opportunity.
Ah, before I forget....... IBTL .... at some point this one's bound to push the envelope of MOD sensibilities.
For the record, the only time I drop my pants to pee is if there's another type movement involved.
Yes, as I get older I have learned not to trust a fart in public unless I'm wearing brownish pants, then I fart in semi-confidence and throw my underwear away at the first opportunity.
Ah, before I forget....... IBTL .... at some point this one's bound to push the envelope of MOD sensibilities.
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yep, I may end up having to remove my own thread!
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Jim
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Here - read this, then remove your own thread -
Okay kids, gather around and hear a tale of your probable futures. It will be mortifying, but funny . . . but even better, it will, in one way or another , affect most of you. Stuff you never considered . . . happens without warning
He may have had surgery recently.
Let's just say that after some surgeries (those the effect the bladder or urethra) require the patient to wear a diaper and/or pads for a period of time after the surgery. Using a urinal with a full diaper - forget it, impossible. With pads, doable, but complicated. (Let's just say the front door of your shorts is sealed shut with the pad adhesive, so if you insist on standing while going you gotta pull your shorts across and whip it out through the leg hole . . . which is impossible to accomplish just thru the zipper opening of your jeans/pants. So, you loosen your pants enough to go thru this whole convoluted process. If you're lucky, you pants remain up around your waist . . . but usually what happens is they drop around your knees . . . which can be really awkward if someone else walks into the bathroom and sees you standing in front of the urinal that way.
Okay kids, gather around and hear a tale of your probable futures. It will be mortifying, but funny . . . but even better, it will, in one way or another , affect most of you. Stuff you never considered . . . happens without warning
He may have had surgery recently.
Let's just say that after some surgeries (those the effect the bladder or urethra) require the patient to wear a diaper and/or pads for a period of time after the surgery. Using a urinal with a full diaper - forget it, impossible. With pads, doable, but complicated. (Let's just say the front door of your shorts is sealed shut with the pad adhesive, so if you insist on standing while going you gotta pull your shorts across and whip it out through the leg hole . . . which is impossible to accomplish just thru the zipper opening of your jeans/pants. So, you loosen your pants enough to go thru this whole convoluted process. If you're lucky, you pants remain up around your waist . . . but usually what happens is they drop around your knees . . . which can be really awkward if someone else walks into the bathroom and sees you standing in front of the urinal that way.
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Here - read this, then remove your own thread -
Okay kids, gather around and hear a tale of your probable futures. It will be mortifying, but funny . . . but even better, it will, in one way or another , affect most of you. Stuff you never considered . . . happens without warning
He may have had surgery recently.
Let's just say that after some surgeries (those the effect the bladder or urethra) require the patient to wear a diaper and/or pads for a period of time after the surgery. Using a urinal with a full diaper - forget it, impossible. With pads, doable, but complicated. (Let's just say the front door of your shorts is sealed shut with the pad adhesive, so if you insist on standing while going you gotta pull your shorts across and whip it out through the leg hole . . . which is impossible to accomplish just thru the zipper opening of your jeans/pants. So, you loosen your pants enough to go thru this whole convoluted process. If you're lucky, you pants remain up around your waist . . . but usually what happens is they drop around your knees . . . which can be really awkward if someone else walks into the bathroom and sees you standing in front of the urinal that way.
Okay kids, gather around and hear a tale of your probable futures. It will be mortifying, but funny . . . but even better, it will, in one way or another , affect most of you. Stuff you never considered . . . happens without warning
He may have had surgery recently.
Let's just say that after some surgeries (those the effect the bladder or urethra) require the patient to wear a diaper and/or pads for a period of time after the surgery. Using a urinal with a full diaper - forget it, impossible. With pads, doable, but complicated. (Let's just say the front door of your shorts is sealed shut with the pad adhesive, so if you insist on standing while going you gotta pull your shorts across and whip it out through the leg hole . . . which is impossible to accomplish just thru the zipper opening of your jeans/pants. So, you loosen your pants enough to go thru this whole convoluted process. If you're lucky, you pants remain up around your waist . . . but usually what happens is they drop around your knees . . . which can be really awkward if someone else walks into the bathroom and sees you standing in front of the urinal that way.
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Amen to that.
Place the maximum number of vacant fixtures between you and any fixtures that are in use.
Eyes fixed forward. No peeking, please.
Do not initiate conversation with strangers. Even your friends will probably appreciate some quiet time.
If 'stage fright' rears its ugly head in a crowded restroom, step away and try again later.
If dropping trou is a possibility, use a stall.
Place the maximum number of vacant fixtures between you and any fixtures that are in use.
Eyes fixed forward. No peeking, please.
Do not initiate conversation with strangers. Even your friends will probably appreciate some quiet time.
If 'stage fright' rears its ugly head in a crowded restroom, step away and try again later.
If dropping trou is a possibility, use a stall.
Last edited by dirt bike dave; 12-15-2010 at 03:13 PM.