Any poets/writers among us?
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Found this today, in case anyone would like to improve themselves as a writer. A very interesting course, to say the least...
http://www.scribd.com/mobile/documen...cret_password=
http://www.scribd.com/mobile/documen...cret_password=
Now ol' Dewser .. he could probably Teach this stuff!
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I'll be spitten beachnut with Hank Jr. in no time.
#36
Ok, jbrew. Your writing is....................unique. There, now we's gots uzz a full-blowed, camp-far gather'n, kumbaya sangin', feely good session goin'! I hope you're happy!
Now all we need is good ol' 'Missy' to come join us to make it a full 'group'. I hear kabobs is good on a camp-far!
Don't he though? Although, I'm not sure what we had goin' on last night would be considered a 'sunshine-blowin' thread. More like a...ehhh....I'll drop it.
Hey! That weren't nice!
Now all we need is good ol' 'Missy' to come join us to make it a full 'group'. I hear kabobs is good on a camp-far!
Hey! That weren't nice!
Last edited by DewserB; 03-22-2012 at 06:57 PM.
#37
What about T.G. Sheppard? Few thangs er as fine as cruisin' downna road wif tha ol' gal a-side ye, 'skewer' in one of her hands, handin' ye a cold browny pop wif da udder'n, spittin' beechnut 'baccer juice in the floorboard, a-listnin' ta ol' T.G. sangin'....'those preacher's words could not be heard as Bonnie-Lou said 'come on in'
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Yep..an' you be the Picasso, painting' with thet fine brush, on this'n forum canvas !
yo brew I gots yer sunshine right heah
'Redneck Central' ...sounds like a Dang fine name fer a new forum !
ya'll er Killin' 'ol Bubba....lmao !
yo brew I gots yer sunshine right heah
'Redneck Central' ...sounds like a Dang fine name fer a new forum !
ya'll er Killin' 'ol Bubba....lmao !
Last edited by MGDfan; 04-02-2013 at 12:35 PM.
#42
See thar? That thar's whut them fayncy city folk calls 'versatility'. Ye gotta be able to quote one of ol' Billy Shakespeare's sonnets and a Larry the Cable Guy joke with equal enthusiasm and fluency!
'Redneck Central' forum, eh? I LIKE IT! Maybe you, jbrew, and I could be the moderators!
#43
Ha! I don't think so. Just don't confuse that sunshine for swamp ****. Since you tend to get grabby.
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Late Lament: 1967
Breathe deep the gathering gloom,
Watch lights fade from every room.
Bedsitter people look back and lament,
Another day's useless energy spent.
Impassioned lovers wrestle as one,
Lonely man cries for love and has none.
New mother picks up and suckles her son,
Senior citizens wish they were young.
Cold hearted orb that rules the night,
Removes the colours from our sight.
Red is grey and yellow white.
But we decide which is right.
And which is an illusion?
Breathe deep the gathering gloom,
Watch lights fade from every room.
Bedsitter people look back and lament,
Another day's useless energy spent.
Impassioned lovers wrestle as one,
Lonely man cries for love and has none.
New mother picks up and suckles her son,
Senior citizens wish they were young.
Cold hearted orb that rules the night,
Removes the colours from our sight.
Red is grey and yellow white.
But we decide which is right.
And which is an illusion?