How to TOP Raoul
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Good to see someone else in the male escort service...
But if you want to top Raoul, you have to first get him one big shoe for both his feet. The bottom of the shoe has to come to a point; then you climb up a ladder, grab his head and spin him with all your might... that's how to "top" Raoul.
There is one other way, though... this one's kinda hard, though. First, you go to the Pepsi bottling plant. You have to find the biggest press you can, and make a REALLY big bottle cap (since we all know Raoul has a big head ). Then you put the cap on the press and Raoul under the cap, press the button, and Voila! You've once again "topped" Raoul.
-Flea
But if you want to top Raoul, you have to first get him one big shoe for both his feet. The bottom of the shoe has to come to a point; then you climb up a ladder, grab his head and spin him with all your might... that's how to "top" Raoul.
There is one other way, though... this one's kinda hard, though. First, you go to the Pepsi bottling plant. You have to find the biggest press you can, and make a REALLY big bottle cap (since we all know Raoul has a big head ). Then you put the cap on the press and Raoul under the cap, press the button, and Voila! You've once again "topped" Raoul.
-Flea
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HI!... RAOUL : By the way your last 4 cheques bounced for my custom pink thongs. Since there is NO WAY in hell that we want them returned, please pay in full or "LAMONT" will be coming to pay you a visit, and we know you don't want that again. By the way we are with holding your order of the 2 pairs of leapord skin, sheep skin and crocadile skin thongs until payment has been made in full. Also we as a company can't justify custom making you a hot pink thong with neon lights and a misle toe hanging in the front, above your crotch. Even we have standards!!!!!! Yours truly "THE FREAKY THONG COMPANY"
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