Every afternoon, when Bill Clinton takes a jog around his Harlem office, he passes a hooker on the same street corner. As he goes by, she shouts out "FIFTY DOLLARS !", and he yells "NO, FIVE DOLLARS!"

This continues for several days. He jogs by, she says "FIFTY DOLLARS !", and he says "NO, FIVE DOLLARS!"

Then his wife Senator Hillary Clinton visits and decides she wants to go jogging with Bill. As they are approaching the now infamous street-corner, Bill suddenly realizes that the hooker will yell out her $50 offer and that he will have some explaining to do with Hillary. Bill is still in a quandary as to what to do as they turn the corner, and sure enough, there is the hooker. He turns his head and jogs by without looking her way, hoping she will miss him.

Just as they pass, the hooker looks up and yells to Bill, "SEE WHAT YOU GET FOR FIVE DOLLARS".

 

ROTFLMAO! That's a Clinton classic!