> > > 16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...
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> > > > 1. It's an incentive to show up.
> > > >
> > > > 2. It leads to more honest communications.
> > > >
> > > > 3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
> > > >
> > > > 4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they
want to hear.
> > > >
> > > > 5. It encourages car pooling.
> > > >
> > > > 6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job,
you don't care.
> > > >
> > > > 7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come
to
work.
> > > >
> > > > 8. It makes fellow employees look better.
> > > >
> > > > 9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
> > > >
> > > > 10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are
wasted.
> > > >
> > > > 11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
> > > >
> > > > 12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to
relax at the bar.
> > > >
> > > > 13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
> > > >
> > > > 14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their
lunch break.
> > > >
> > > > 15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
> > > >
> > > > 16. Sitting "Bare ***" on the copy machine will no longer
be
seen as gross."
> > > >
> > > > Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends!!!!!!
> > > >
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