Anyone else feel like a Grinch?
#16
12-09-2002 | 11:18 PM
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Joined: Mar 2002
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From: NH
wittcom and others who HATE the damn stupid selfish shopper:
A great holiday gift for "yourself" and trust me this in not only fun, a blast, one hell of a time (though not as good as Rockpicks tailgate party) and will just have you looking forward to all future Christmas's is -
10,000 - 20,000 volt electic stun-gun things that some women carry around. These things will just have you pissing yourself in the crowded malls.
What you do is when some dumb bit*h, or bast*rd decides to cut in front of you or push you aside is pull your TOY out and ZAP their as*. Man to see them jump and act like WTF just happen is, well just beyond words or your wildest dreams. You have to be quick, and act absolutley suprised when they jump, but you MUST leave the seen quickly. The art is to learn how to NOT, bust a gut of **** yourself in front of them, it gives you up.
Try it yourself, you'll thank me next holiday season. Greeting my friends...
Sorry forgot to recommed the proper voltage.
figure 1/2" - 1" of jump height per 1,000 volts
CAUTION: DO NOT use this on anyone under the age of 18, perhaps for the smart as* punk ricer kid would be ok, other then that the little brats with the runny noses could end yourself in jail. In the case of the runny nose brat kid, just zap the parent TWICE, its even more fun...
What the hell buy the super 30,000 volt model for the punk as* ricer kids.
NOTE: IF you get caught by the moron shopper, act stuned, like DAMN you got some serious static electricty...
works everytime.
A great holiday gift for "yourself" and trust me this in not only fun, a blast, one hell of a time (though not as good as Rockpicks tailgate party) and will just have you looking forward to all future Christmas's is -
10,000 - 20,000 volt electic stun-gun things that some women carry around. These things will just have you pissing yourself in the crowded malls.
What you do is when some dumb bit*h, or bast*rd decides to cut in front of you or push you aside is pull your TOY out and ZAP their as*. Man to see them jump and act like WTF just happen is, well just beyond words or your wildest dreams. You have to be quick, and act absolutley suprised when they jump, but you MUST leave the seen quickly. The art is to learn how to NOT, bust a gut of **** yourself in front of them, it gives you up.
Try it yourself, you'll thank me next holiday season. Greeting my friends...
Sorry forgot to recommed the proper voltage.
figure 1/2" - 1" of jump height per 1,000 volts
CAUTION: DO NOT use this on anyone under the age of 18, perhaps for the smart as* punk ricer kid would be ok, other then that the little brats with the runny noses could end yourself in jail. In the case of the runny nose brat kid, just zap the parent TWICE, its even more fun...
What the hell buy the super 30,000 volt model for the punk as* ricer kids.
NOTE: IF you get caught by the moron shopper, act stuned, like DAMN you got some serious static electricty...
works everytime.
Last edited by 01 XLT Sport; 12-09-2002 at 11:26 PM.
#20
12-11-2002 | 01:07 AM
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Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 164
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From: Greenville , S.C.
