What in the name of Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and the Apostles does this have to do with a Ford F150 SVT Lightning, other than...

"Holy Crap! I can't get enough attention that my momy never gave me, so maybe somebody will care about my motorcycle!"

Weak.

 

Hit the wrong buton - tried to flame out another post, but instead started a new one. Kind of reduces the impact, huh?

Blame it on too many bottles of Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale - kind of appropriate, huh?

 

Check out the VERY RELEVANT thread "Backseat For The L..."

Whatever - love being a wealthy, idle, drunken, bitter bastard. What a life.

 

Now that's funny!

 

Yyse':

Care to join the secret society? If you get it, then , ummmmm, you GET IT...

 

That sure is one fine bike! Too bad the isn't www.yamahaonline or something. I might BEG to hang with your royal coolness!

By the way, I was slamming fine, fast-as-all-mudderfuggh bikes down the quarter and shattering leg-and-arm bones when our favorite attention-starved mascot wasn't yet a bad intention in his daddy's dirty mind.

Out!

 

Anyone have any tips on hanging myself from the garage rafters using the left over NOVI blower belt Eddie lent me from his AWESOME street renegade 'stang?

 

< scratchin ***** >

Motorcycles increase fatalities