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Old 05-20-2003 | 07:00 PM
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MAD and Ford Advertisement

ALert.....Ford has designed the antenna to bleed signal at a frequencey that will cause any devious device to become an
uncontrollable variable......



LMMFAO.......snicker

It is part of the new advertisment program at Ford....they put up Electronic bill boards that monitor your Antenna bleed and complile data on the owner or user. They snoop your radio or Digital recievers and broadcast advertising as well as data to blow up your engine and when you come in deny warranty work...
If you have run out of warranty....cash is now the next best thing......Corporate strategy. It is an age old concept....called MAD.......

Magnetic Anomaly Detection....

Tto call public attention to especially by emphasizing desirable qualities so as to arouse a desire to buy or patronize...

They are researching an optiion which allows the Driver to have his/her *****/ **** shocked to induce speed reduction Or....trickled just so, to create an RFI read : Rare Fuucckkin Irregularity....
AN anomaly in and of itself...

New anti RFI software to follow......

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Old 05-20-2003 | 07:45 PM
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Holy Schitt

DID GI GI WRITE THAT
SHE'S BACK.............................................. ......
 
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Old 05-20-2003 | 09:22 PM
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Re: MAD and Ford Advertisement

Originally posted by Twisted99
ALert.....Ford has designed the antenna to bleed signal at a frequencey that will cause any devious device to become an
uncontrollable variable......



LMMFAO.......snicker

It is part of the new advertisment program at Ford....they put up Electronic bill boards that monitor your Antenna bleed and complile data on the owner or user. They snoop your radio or Digital recievers and broadcast advertising as well as data to blow up your engine and when you come in deny warranty work...
If you have run out of warranty....cash is now the next best thing......Corporate strategy. It is an age old concept....called MAD.......

Magnetic Anomaly Detection....

Tto call public attention to especially by emphasizing desirable qualities so as to arouse a desire to buy or patronize...

They are researching an optiion which allows the Driver to have his/her *****/ **** shocked to induce speed reduction Or....trickled just so, to create an RFI read : Rare Fuucckkin Irregularity....
AN anomaly in and of itself...

New anti RFI software to follow......

U





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Old 05-20-2003 | 10:41 PM
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HEH HEH HEH ... he said **** !!!

Or should that be PINKLEY TAURUS
 
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Old 05-21-2003 | 12:02 AM
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Guess I'll go back to my room....
 
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Old 05-21-2003 | 12:04 AM
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Or..I could draw a picture....and diagram and.....keep and open mind..
 
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Old 05-21-2003 | 12:16 AM
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Old 05-21-2003 | 12:21 AM
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I wonder wich relay I'll have to replace to prevent this?

GI GI will never be forgotten...
 
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Old 05-21-2003 | 08:18 AM
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I wonder wich relay I'll have to replace to prevent this?

GI GI will never be forgotten...
 
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Old 05-21-2003 | 08:32 AM
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Old 05-21-2003 | 08:46 AM
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Old 05-21-2003 | 06:05 PM
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What..those are brains..

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Old 05-21-2003 | 06:14 PM
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