WARNING to F150 Readers
#20
Maybe us L owners are just so spoiled we are never content. Not to mention names, but this past weekend there were a few northern L owners down in Bradenton Florida complaining about the hot weather slowing their L's down.
Once you've had the best g-damn truck in your drive way there's just no please'n ya!
D-Day
Once you've had the best g-damn truck in your drive way there's just no please'n ya!
D-Day
#22
Re: Re: WARNING to F150 Readers
Originally posted by WaveBlaster785
How is that different from any other day??
How is that different from any other day??
Well home atlast, a nice toasty 70 in the house after in the chit all day with a Jack and Coke at the ready. Only 2" on the ground, but its suppose to turn to freezing rain and then it all will freeze tonight. Oh by the way, it was in the mid 50's yesterday, go figure............
Yeah the north sucks, but the MONEY is good
#24
Ah who you kidding, your all gonna miss me when I'm gone
As for NY, ya whippy doo, we get to make 80-100K doing nothing,
but we also pay $150.00 a month to watch TV I don't watch,
@200.00 a month for electric I don't use, (oil heat), over 100.00 a week for Health Insurance I dont use, but yet I still got to pay $90.00 a month for my Valium , (ok that bill I don't mind)
Not to mention un-imaginable property + School taxes to own a shack and have marginal schools at best. Oh ya, then there's
our 4 seasons, in which 3 are preparing for the whooping 8-10 weeks of summer. 4 Seasons me ***, it's schitt for 9-10 months,
and decent for 2-3 months.
What was this post about again
Oh Ya Winter
Gator if your trying to push me over the top IT's WORKING
Dam Mother Nature,
ah yes reminds me of a joke I once knew
MOTHER NATURE
There were these two best friends out playing golf one beautiful day. After hitting their tee shots, both noticed that neither was even close to the fairway. One friend hit it way left, the other way right.
They decided that since the shots were so bad, they'd just meet up at the hole.
So the first guy went off and looked and looked and finally found his ball sitting down deep in a field of beautiful Buttercups. He promptly pulled out his 7 iron and started whacking away. Buttercups were flying everywhere, but the ball wouldn't come out.
Well, finally Mother Nature got mad.
She came up from the ground and said to the man, "I've created this beautiful field of Buttercups and you have no respect for them at all, now they are ruined. I'm going to have to punish you. Since these are Buttercups, your punishment is that you cannot have butter for a year."
The man started to laugh and went back to whacking at the Buttercups.
Mother Nature said, "Hey, this is no laughing matter. What do you find so funny?"
The man looked up and said, "My buddy is over on the other side in the *****willows."
As for NY, ya whippy doo, we get to make 80-100K doing nothing,
but we also pay $150.00 a month to watch TV I don't watch,
@200.00 a month for electric I don't use, (oil heat), over 100.00 a week for Health Insurance I dont use, but yet I still got to pay $90.00 a month for my Valium , (ok that bill I don't mind)
Not to mention un-imaginable property + School taxes to own a shack and have marginal schools at best. Oh ya, then there's
our 4 seasons, in which 3 are preparing for the whooping 8-10 weeks of summer. 4 Seasons me ***, it's schitt for 9-10 months,
and decent for 2-3 months.
What was this post about again
Oh Ya Winter
Gator if your trying to push me over the top IT's WORKING
Dam Mother Nature,
ah yes reminds me of a joke I once knew
MOTHER NATURE
There were these two best friends out playing golf one beautiful day. After hitting their tee shots, both noticed that neither was even close to the fairway. One friend hit it way left, the other way right.
They decided that since the shots were so bad, they'd just meet up at the hole.
So the first guy went off and looked and looked and finally found his ball sitting down deep in a field of beautiful Buttercups. He promptly pulled out his 7 iron and started whacking away. Buttercups were flying everywhere, but the ball wouldn't come out.
Well, finally Mother Nature got mad.
She came up from the ground and said to the man, "I've created this beautiful field of Buttercups and you have no respect for them at all, now they are ruined. I'm going to have to punish you. Since these are Buttercups, your punishment is that you cannot have butter for a year."
The man started to laugh and went back to whacking at the Buttercups.
Mother Nature said, "Hey, this is no laughing matter. What do you find so funny?"
The man looked up and said, "My buddy is over on the other side in the *****willows."
#27
LOL
Well, since you asked. I spent my whole day on a rooftop cleaning dirt and cottonwood seed out of some huge AC condensers.
The wind was gusting all day long and it was overcast here in Colorado.
It is so dry you can't even pick your nose.
My hands are so dry and cracked they bleed. Now my eyes are itching from all that pollen.
Snow, rain, drizzle sounds great! Just give us some moisture.
This is supposed to be our snow month and the grass is so dry in Denver it cruches when you step on it. There already talking water restrictions for this summer.
Well, since you asked. I spent my whole day on a rooftop cleaning dirt and cottonwood seed out of some huge AC condensers.
The wind was gusting all day long and it was overcast here in Colorado.
It is so dry you can't even pick your nose.
My hands are so dry and cracked they bleed. Now my eyes are itching from all that pollen.
Snow, rain, drizzle sounds great! Just give us some moisture.
This is supposed to be our snow month and the grass is so dry in Denver it cruches when you step on it. There already talking water restrictions for this summer.