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Old 02-15-2005, 10:17 PM
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wel you know the old saying SHET HAPPENS yes i edited
 
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Old 02-15-2005, 10:29 PM
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That was really a good story Wow, now that I am 50, does that mean if i drive aggressively in my own vehicle I will barf it out?
 
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Old 02-15-2005, 10:29 PM
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HAHAHA, man that's a good story. i can't believe he was talkin about suing you!?
 
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Old 02-15-2005, 10:31 PM
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There is now proof that you can laugh so hard it hurts!!!!!

Oh, man, I had to wipe away the tears to write this.

I'm sorry for your pain. Actually, it goes well beyond the pain.

I do have an extra passenger seat if you need it. I think you might. pm me if so.
 

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Old 02-15-2005, 10:34 PM
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Is it experiences such as this that makes you the "Master of Pain?"
 
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Old 02-15-2005, 10:44 PM
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very...very...VERY funny man, you have some good writting skills, I felt like I was there watching Bill throw chunks as Franken-Eaton spulled up and you made a emergency lane change!!!! I think some Dr. Pepper came out of my nose too from laughing...lol
 
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Old 02-15-2005, 11:12 PM
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dang man....sorry to hear about your misfortune.
 
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Old 02-15-2005, 11:14 PM
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wow

i would have ****ing flipped nuts. The poor guy would have had a heart attack because i would have been yelling like an insane lunatic
 
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Old 02-15-2005, 11:30 PM
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BAAAHHAAAHHAAAAWWWW


I read it three times and I'm still laughing!


Glad you took it right to the cleaners, my drunk friend did a no-noise puke in my center console and I was too drunk to notice it till the next day(in Florida heatoutside). I did that little spit up puke thing when I jumped in the next day to go to classes.

When I sold that Dodge Ram 6 months later I swear I could still smell it.
 
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Old 02-15-2005, 11:44 PM
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This is the best thread since the one where that dude tasered himself.
 
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Old 02-15-2005, 11:52 PM
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Wow, that was funny. Is this really a true story? Either way, funny as hell!
 
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Old 02-15-2005, 11:53 PM
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Re: Old guy puked, then urinated/defacated in my freaking truck.

Originally posted by Master Of Pain
Me: "Let me freaking drive, asshat!"
LMAO!!!
 
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Thanks for making me laugh after a crappy day at work. Great story telling skills.
 
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Old 02-16-2005, 12:02 AM
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ROTFLMAO ,

How is Bill's Ticker? during all this comotion did is have a miss? or was this only related to the waist system?.

That is Halarious
 
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Old 02-16-2005, 12:15 AM
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I woulda killed him, maybe, anyway bro, nice story, sorry bout the ride, and I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

Phil
 


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