Old guy puked, then urinated/defacated in my freaking truck.
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02-16-2005, 12:18 AM
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02-16-2005, 12:39 AM
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I forwarded this to a frend who had both a question and a comment.
Question: Did you ever find the gummer's false teeth? They've got to be there somewhere.
Comment: With writing skills like yours, the folks at Car and Driver need to hear from you if you are thinking about changing careers.
It's been two hours since I read it and I'm still laughing.
Question: Did you ever find the gummer's false teeth? They've got to be there somewhere.
Comment: With writing skills like yours, the folks at Car and Driver need to hear from you if you are thinking about changing careers.
It's been two hours since I read it and I'm still laughing.
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02-16-2005, 01:29 AM
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02-16-2005, 06:46 AM
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Originally posted by kerno
Comment: With writing skills like yours, the folks at Car and Driver need to hear from you if you are thinking about changing careers.
Comment: With writing skills like yours, the folks at Car and Driver need to hear from you if you are thinking about changing careers.
sorry to hear about the truck though...
I think I'd puke myself, or cry, if somebody simultaneously vomited, urinated, and crapped in my truck.
how disgusting.
I'm glad you've got a sense of humor about it, I guess there isn't much choice, huh.
but like kerno said, you really should submit this to car and driver, it's sure to make their annual "10-best" issue.
without a doubt.
good luck with the cleanup.
later,
chris
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02-16-2005, 06:58 AM
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AH HAHAHAHAHA
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02-16-2005, 09:15 AM
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02-16-2005, 12:06 PM
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02-16-2005, 12:37 PM
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ROTFLMFAO!!!
Sorry to hear about your truck. I was thinking of Jerry Bruckhiemer's movie Bad Boys II. I had a flashback to the Ferrari scene were they're dumping the cars off the trailer and they're dodging them like crazy when I was reading your post. You have excellent writing skills, good luck with the clean up.
Sorry to hear about your truck. I was thinking of Jerry Bruckhiemer's movie Bad Boys II. I had a flashback to the Ferrari scene were they're dumping the cars off the trailer and they're dodging them like crazy when I was reading your post. You have excellent writing skills, good luck with the clean up.
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02-16-2005, 12:52 PM
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02-16-2005, 12:59 PM
Re: Old guy puked, then urinated/defacated in my freaking truck.