You need to do more! There's got to be some more "Bill" stories for us. Don't forget to include those dialogs.... NEVER BETTER!!!

 

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

Make it stop, Make it stop!

That's hilarious!

 

 

When you scare the ***** out of somebody you take it one step farther.

You should have told him your screen name before he got in the truck.

 

that is the craziest ***** i have ever herd
if he's that nervous, i wonder how he ever made it through the war.

 

Definitely the most hilarious post of the day.

 

You have to be twenty to think like that.

It's a fact of life that you can't run as fast when you eighty as you did when you were twenty.

It is also true that you may not be able to 'deal with life' at the same speed as you did when you were younger. Due to reduced mental capacity or effects of whatever medications you are required to take.

I'm pretty sure he didn't crap his pants when he was beating back the Axis powers so that today we could banter on the internet in English about how he single handly totaled a Lightning from the inside out.

 

Great post. Really funny. Sorry for the blow out. Sounds like the old guy lost his o rings.

 

Yeah, I hate Houston...

Freaking 610 Freeway... 610 (East/North)

Has anyone ever seen a freakin' fork in the road on a 60-65MPH stretch that comes up with no warning, and the middle lane is a dead end?

At least that's how it was in 1996..

I've been down there once since then 1999~ I didn't notice it that time...

Man; that story was funny though...

 

ROFLMAO!!!!

That has GOT to be the most entertaining post I've read in a long time! Good luck on the cleanup and give old Bill a little slack if you can, he's a veteran.

Tim@Chikenears

 

That's some serious funny *****.....no offense. Oh man, I laughed for like an hour after I read that....sorry for the event though dude...that's got to suck.

 

ohhh chit I'm still crying of laughter!!!!!#!@#!@$@!#

 

 

 

Sorry about the truck Bro. I would normally agree with Chickenears about giving the Vet a break, but damn, he wants to sue YOU? BTW, how did the clean up turn out?