Its a thunder, NOT a lightning! What is it?
#20
Originally posted by Struck in AZ
But it's ribbed for his...uhhhh, I mean HER pleasure!
But it's ribbed for his...uhhhh, I mean HER pleasure!
Last edited by coopersunc; 03-17-2005 at 03:52 PM.
#23
Actually, it's a factory option package, I don't believe they are sold in the United States new, but I was reading up on these trucks the other day, I think at fordf150.net. It's a package that was offered in Canada or Europe, I think Canada, but it's an actual Ford option, not some backyard butcher's creation.
#27
Originally posted by coopersunc
Up here in CO, we refer to them as "marital aids..." Whether or not they are gender specific, is up to the individual using the product. Looks painful no matter what! Just noticed the yeller gloves and Skoal too.
Up here in CO, we refer to them as "marital aids..." Whether or not they are gender specific, is up to the individual using the product. Looks painful no matter what! Just noticed the yeller gloves and Skoal too.
#29
So I went so far as to e-mail Peter James Bond or whatever the hell his name is...
"Could that truck be any more gay??? One of six...get it to the car crusher quick so there'll only be five more out there to get rid of."
And his response...
"Thanks for the posative criticism. Tell me a few things thats gay about it. And exactly what is your definition of gay?"
And my retort...
"Are you kidding me? Where do I start… You’ve got an additional $9,000 dumped into a V6 F150. Sure it’s got the Lightning taillights, front fascia, side skirts and side-exit exhaust but when the day’s done it’s still a V6 F150 (regardless of what those sweet converted King Ranch badges say). Any idea what dealership was authorized to convert it to the ‘Thunder’ package? Sounds like a dealership’s way of selling a poor man’s Lightning but I’m sure neither the original purchaser nor you got lubed when you bought that sweet vehicle. And that chrome bumper…so sweet on a blacked out truck (looks like the dealer forgot to install the blacked-out Lightning bumper) but I’m sure it’s such a great ride you never even noticed. And the cold air intake, throttle body spacer and soon-to-be installed cam have turned that V6 into a screamer…putting down a whopping 137 hp at the back wheels I would guess. It’s a good thing you have that 3.5” tach that’s been professionally mounted so you know when to bang gears in that beast…unfortunately as you’re rowing through the gears of your barely-legal Top Fueler the kid in his mom’s Accord has dropped you like a bad habit and is now bragging to his friends how he just smoked a ‘Lightning’. And 80% wear on the front tires in 500 miles – stop wasting your money on getting it detailed and get the front end aligned my good man.
Despite the fact that you can polish a turd until the cows come home at the end of the day you’re still left with a shiny piece of shyte…if you get my drift.
And as far as gay…you may want to check here to see what others think about your one of a kind ride: https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...5&pagenumber=1 Seems I’m not the only one who can see the true value in your truck.
Good luck with the sale Sparky!"
"Could that truck be any more gay??? One of six...get it to the car crusher quick so there'll only be five more out there to get rid of."
And his response...
"Thanks for the posative criticism. Tell me a few things thats gay about it. And exactly what is your definition of gay?"
And my retort...
"Are you kidding me? Where do I start… You’ve got an additional $9,000 dumped into a V6 F150. Sure it’s got the Lightning taillights, front fascia, side skirts and side-exit exhaust but when the day’s done it’s still a V6 F150 (regardless of what those sweet converted King Ranch badges say). Any idea what dealership was authorized to convert it to the ‘Thunder’ package? Sounds like a dealership’s way of selling a poor man’s Lightning but I’m sure neither the original purchaser nor you got lubed when you bought that sweet vehicle. And that chrome bumper…so sweet on a blacked out truck (looks like the dealer forgot to install the blacked-out Lightning bumper) but I’m sure it’s such a great ride you never even noticed. And the cold air intake, throttle body spacer and soon-to-be installed cam have turned that V6 into a screamer…putting down a whopping 137 hp at the back wheels I would guess. It’s a good thing you have that 3.5” tach that’s been professionally mounted so you know when to bang gears in that beast…unfortunately as you’re rowing through the gears of your barely-legal Top Fueler the kid in his mom’s Accord has dropped you like a bad habit and is now bragging to his friends how he just smoked a ‘Lightning’. And 80% wear on the front tires in 500 miles – stop wasting your money on getting it detailed and get the front end aligned my good man.
Despite the fact that you can polish a turd until the cows come home at the end of the day you’re still left with a shiny piece of shyte…if you get my drift.
And as far as gay…you may want to check here to see what others think about your one of a kind ride: https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...5&pagenumber=1 Seems I’m not the only one who can see the true value in your truck.
Good luck with the sale Sparky!"
#30
Originally posted by Struck in AZ
Hey Cooper...what part of CO? I'm actually up in Denver now contrary to the screen name.
Hey Cooper...what part of CO? I'm actually up in Denver now contrary to the screen name.
Last edited by coopersunc; 03-17-2005 at 10:45 PM.