"Too bad it's an ugly duckling."

Wow the lightning an ugly duckling?

Boy, either I'm misreading your post or you got that backwards.

Each an everyone of Dodges trucks especially the SRT-10, bumblebee, and Daytona are beyond belief, almost in the Transformers category of stupidity engineering and cartoonist aesthetics.

Your mother and farther aren't blood brother and sister are they?

No intelligent humanoids were harmed in this post.

 

Heh, the Honda Element has better body lines than the Lightning will ever have.

 

get off our boards...troll...

 

No.

 

Yeah superior to the that SS sloweraldo thats about it.

 

I guess there would be point to this entire thread if you SRT 10 leg humpers even knew what the hell you were talking about. We had to sit thru this **** when the truck was first released, about how great it was going to be, and how fast it was going to be, “the new Lightning killer”…we’ve heard it all. Guess what, it still is not the complete package the Lightning is, and the Lightning is a 6 year old package.

I have no problem with the idea of the SRT 10, but I think Dodge missed the mark, and then tried to rip everyone’s head off with the price, well in the world of preowned vehicles, demand sets the price, and you can get an SRT 10 well below what the MSRP is.

I’m glad you like your truck (if you actually have one), and if you want to stay drunk on the Kool Aid that it is the greatest thing ever, that’s fine with me too, but do it on a Dodge forum full of raccoons, not here.

 

Do you guys realize that you are arguing with a 16 year old punk who is lucky if he gets to drive mama's mini van?

 

nobody who wants to have anything they say taken seriously would get the two confused. they are not at all the same except the fact that they both pump air.

 

Call a spade a spade, he apparently drives a Honda Element.

 

my father always told me not to argue with a fool as no one can tell them apart. ** how ever some just beg for it**
Russell
2004 lightning

 

wooo hoo! you have to love the body lines on that

 

My point is I can't tolerate the "Ford Lightning is Number one and everything else is crap, garbage, etc." Talk on here. I am a fan of all trucks, no matter what the make. Put a supercharger on the Rumble Bee or the Daytona and we wouldn't be having this conversation. The truck would beat yours hands down.

 

its a lightning message board WTF do you expect? Go cry somewhere else sissy.

 

You can't be much of a man!

I know for a fact that if I went over to your board www.someone_convince_me_dodge_is_cool.com (URL pending) and started to **** and moan how great my Lightning is; if I didn't get my *** handed back to me, well I'd be surprised.

Maybe your board isn't full of real men and that's why you're finding it difficult understanding why over here, your left nut has be has been torn from your ******* and handed back to you?

As for bolting a SC on yet another piece of Dodge crap, well go for it. Just be advised that you better call it the ejaculation project, because it's going to last maybe 5 minutes before that great Dodge reliability "explodes"!

BTW, I have the last unused Saturn 5 rocket engine in my garage, the drummer for ZZTop is my dad, and I've ***** is bigger than yours, oh it wiggles too... so you'll still lose.