Little Red Riding Hood - a new twist
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11-21-2001, 12:25 PM
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Little Red Riding Hood - a new twist
A friend of mine sent this story to me by e-mail, so I thought I'd share...
"Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad
wolf crouched down behind a log. My, what big eyes you have, Mr.Wolf."
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and
this time he is crouched behind a bush. My what big ears you have,
Mr.Wolf."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again
and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. "My what big teeth
you have Mr. Wolf."
With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off,
I'm trying to poop!""
Happy Thanksgiving, all.
Steve
"Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad
wolf crouched down behind a log. My, what big eyes you have, Mr.Wolf."
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and
this time he is crouched behind a bush. My what big ears you have,
Mr.Wolf."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again
and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. "My what big teeth
you have Mr. Wolf."
With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off,
I'm trying to poop!""
Happy Thanksgiving, all.
Steve
