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Old 12-06-2001, 07:18 PM
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Lightning Myth #2 : Male lightning owners buy big fast trucks to make up for their other "shortcomings"

Lightning Myth #3 : Lightning owners fantisize about soon to be delivered pulleys and chips while having sex

Lightning Myth #4 : Lightning owners support their favorite tuner, even if their truck blows up in front of all of their friends

Lightning Myth #5 : Lightning owners will continue to drive the blue oval even if someone else comes out with something much better, and the lightning is demoted to R/T status, or something
 
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Old 12-06-2001, 07:42 PM
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MRBBQMAN:

The last phrase in #5 is on the razor's(Gillette MachIII) edge of apostasy and blasphemy. As Peewee Herman was heard to say "get a grip on yourself" man!

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Old 12-06-2001, 08:51 PM
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who are you people and where did you come from?...
 
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Old 12-06-2001, 08:53 PM
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I do not! I fantasize about traction bars and sticky rubber. Stop spreading those vile rumors, BBQ.
 
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Old 12-07-2001, 01:51 AM
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Mocklab,

Please tell us that you aren't related to that Gilligan looking dork with "BIG" exhaust! I wish I still had the link so that LBC150 could know what you are talking about...

L8tr,
Roger lol
 
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Old 12-07-2001, 03:50 PM
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Originally posted by z96Cobra
Mocklab,

Please tell us that you aren't related to that Gilligan looking dork with "BIG" exhaust! I wish I still had the link so that LBC150 could know what you are talking about...

L8tr,
Roger lol
http://www.geocities.com/mmmport_tuner/
Catch it while it hasn't hit its limit
 
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Old 12-07-2001, 06:52 PM
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Old 12-08-2001, 01:55 AM
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Originally posted by mocklab
Alrightz,
Listn up boyz n girrrlz. Time to set thez mithz strait. Half of u people got half the idea. Tru it usez blu ovals 5.4L, which is 330 ci - do the math ) however that be jus the startn bloc. They they bored it out to the 5.7L our friend Zeus Lightning had heard. This made the walls to thin, that be why they pouder coted them, make em thicker. They also increased the exhaust valve, cause you know, your exhaust is 95% of phat daddie HP increases (you smart onez know where im going with this ) Az 4 the rear end, you might have herdz it cause it posi-tivily b!tchn. They even lighend the phat rear by puttn thos lighter stronger shafts (yeah baby, you girlz know) that you see on the quick RAV 4, the lil sis to my wacked out SS Neon.
I hop this be anserin yo questinz. now happy cruizn and pece out.
You are a complete and total moron...
 
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Old 12-08-2001, 01:59 AM
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Check out this loser.....
 
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Old 12-08-2001, 11:49 AM
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Yeah, and if you spent ALOT of money of your precious Lightning, you wife WILL NOT ever complain about how much money you blow on it and how addicted you are, and that you need help.
"Hi, my name is Slapshot, and I'm a Lightning addict"
group response...."Hi Slapshot........"

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