Network Admin here, so since I'm the one controlling and monitoring traffic, there isn't anyone to tell me to stop...

 

Hey, hey, hey! Pottie mouths.

We've got ladies on this board, you know.

I spend my day doing penetration testing...


(Courtesy of LightningChick)

 

I really...really wouldn't tell anyone if my family looked like that

 

I work for a company that makes 'things' for the military.

I spend alot of the day measureing stuff and looking up specifications and such on the computer. So, to keep my mind off of what I'm making for a living, I take the occasional mental time-out and post/read. I saw the lightningchick picture posted earlier by TampaSVT. (thanks BTW) So now that I'm completely distracted (more ways that one) I decided to post.

Post *****? Me? I think not. I do wear condoms on my fingers when I type though so I don't get anything from any REAL post ******. I believe in safe posting.



Later,

 

Hmm... yup my family is from Kentucky. My grand pappy ran a moonshine still till the day he died.

Coldie

 

Hell yeah I work. As I type I'm taking a sales call -it's amazing how much you can sell even on autopilot.

 

During the day, I'm a woodworking machinery salesman. It's one step above a shoe salesman. :o

In the evenings, I sell, assemble, pack and ship traction bars.

 

You mean we aren't getting paid to post?

 

I'm a Network Engineer, testing my company's Citrix connection now ... hold on ... looks like it's working. I've penetrated Citrix ... or something .. heh

 

LOL you guys crack me up! I am sure my co-worker thinks I am insane… Picture this: This guy is a new employee so he doesn’t know how things work around here yet, We work in a Lab and I am supposed to be teaching how everything works… and here I am sitting here staring at a computer screen and LAUGHING MY *** OFF at all you guys!….. A few minutes ago I saw him glancing this way with that “what the hell are you on” look on his face. Thanks guys!

Anyway I do work... just so happens that 90% of the time I am here at work is spent surfing the web! So I guess I do get paid to post, which really does make me a 'post *****'.. I feel so ashamed now… or something


Johnie

 

i am still jobless.. so that makes me a lightning forums post *****.

must find job.. *clicks refresh*... *clicks refresh*.... what was i looking for? *clicks refresh* *clich click click*

 

i sit at a cpu all day with a T1 line so i guess you can say i get payed to post...lol

 

Yeeeeup... I work. That company that makes our trucks dun gone and higherd me to read these here boards, and report back with suggestions for the next year. So far it's a toss-up between coming stock twin-turbo, or with built-up rods, and 200 shot of juice

 

Can you hear me now?


[**BLAM! BLAM!**]


Good.

 

Isnt she married? And not to TampaSVT? Double