Investment Advice -- Off topic --
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07-17-2002 | 10:22 PM
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Investment Advice -- Off topic --
Off topic but funny...
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of:
* Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
* Enron, you would now have $16.50
* Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of:
* Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
* Enron, you would now have $16.50
* Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
